🧨 Bitcoin Was Always Their Plan: The Greatest Accounting Trick in Financial History
Introduction: A Trojan Horse Wearing a Blockchain
For over a decade, Bitcoin has been hailed as a revolution. A decentralized escape hatch from monetary tyranny. An incorruptible, algorithmic beacon of financial freedom. The people’s money.
But what if it wasn’t?
What if, from the very beginning, it was part of the plan?
Not a revolution against the system—but the system’s contingency plan.
A lifeboat designed not for the masses, but for the very institutions it claimed to subvert.
Act I: The Silent Accumulation
Let’s rewind to the early 2010s.
Bitcoin is a fringe experiment. Nerds mine it on laptops. It’s cheap, volatile, and ignored by Wall Street. Perfect cover.
Meanwhile, behind the scenes, something far more calculated is happening.
Funds, banks, and private entities—operating through layers of proxies, shell companies, offshore accounts—begin quietly accumulating Bitcoin. Not much is needed. It’s dirt cheap. A few million dollars buys a fortune in BTC.
And here’s the trick: it never appears on their books. It's kept off-balance sheet, outside the reach of audits, regulation, and public scrutiny.
Why? Because Bitcoin is not part of their strategy. It’s part of their insurance policy.
Not to hedge against the collapse of the system—but to cover it up when the collapse inevitably comes.
Act II: The Quiet Collapse of Traditional Finance
Between 2008 and today, the financial system never truly recovered. Trillions in printed money flooded the markets. Interest rates were held near zero. Zombie companies survived on borrowed time. Governments ran deficits like they didn’t exist.
But in the shadows? A reckoning brewed.
Large funds—some with hundreds of billions under management—quietly racked up internal black holes. Bad bets, derivative risks, over-leveraged positions. Problems no audit ever fully revealed.
How do you fix that?
Simple: wait. Wait for the moment when your “dirty” old asset (Bitcoin) becomes publicly acceptable.
Act III: Institutional Adoption – or Institutional Redemption?
Flash forward to 2024–2025.
Suddenly, one after another, institutions announce they're buying Bitcoin.
BlackRock files for a Bitcoin ETF.
Fidelity offers crypto exposure in retirement accounts.
Sovereign wealth funds signal “exploratory positions.”
Headlines scream "Mainstream adoption!"
But is it really?
Or is it just the old coins, quietly held for a decade, finally moved onto the balance sheet—at market price?
If a firm bought 1 million BTC between 2011–2015 for pennies, and declares it today at $100,000 per coin, that’s a $100 billion asset injection out of thin air.
No new capital spent. No actual transaction needed. Just a shift from unreported to reported.
Magically, the balance sheet is clean.
Investors applaud. Bonuses are paid. The press calls it “visionary.”
But in reality?
It was always there.
Act IV: The People’s Money Becomes the People's Trap
Here’s where it gets dark.
After institutional entry, Bitcoin explodes. Retail FOMO kicks in. Pensions, governments, everyday savers rush in. ETFs skyrocket. Politicians legislate to support “the future of money.”
Everyone gets what they asked for: Bitcoin is now part of the system.
And then—like clockwork:
The Fed tightens liquidity.
Interest rates rise.
A major wallet moves—maybe Satoshi’s.
Fear spreads. Bitcoin tanks.
80% drawdown.
Panic. Margin calls. Collateral damage across markets.
Institutions? They're fine. They sold the top. Or hedged. Or simply write it off and walk away.
But everyone else?
The retail investors, pension funds, sovereign treasuries—the believers—are left holding the bag.
Act V: The Final Twist – It Was Your Idea
As the dust settles, the real magic trick is revealed.
No one is blamed.
Because the people asked for this.
“You said Bitcoin was the future.”
“You demanded regulation and access.”
“You called us dinosaurs. So we gave you what you wanted.”
And just like that, the blame for the crash isn't placed on Wall Street, central banks, or funds.
It's placed on you. On us. On the very people who believed Bitcoin was the way out.
Conclusion: A Plan So Brilliant It Looks Like Chaos
This isn’t a prediction.
This isn’t an accusation.
This is a possibility.
A system that:
Created a seemingly anti-system asset.
Allowed the narrative of decentralization to flourish.
Let the masses evangelize it.
Absorbed it back into the machine.
And finally… used it to clean up its own sins.
The greatest crisis in history didn’t come from institutional greed.
It came from the crowd.
From faith.
From trust in the very thing meant to liberate.
The system didn’t hijack Bitcoin.
Bitcoin was the system’s final fail-safe.
Welcome to Hell, powered by blockchain.
What If…Bitcoin Was Never a Revolution—but a Plan?
byu/allnightscroller inCryptoMarkets
Posted by allnightscroller
4 Comments
The complete ignorance of The Blocksize War in this scenario is so egregious this can only be interpreted as full scale tradfi propaganda.
The reality is that Bitcoin was originally built to be supported by the fees of billions of transaction from a world populace and then twisted into a protocol that only the elite can use is all the proof you need to absolutely disregard this whole post as nonsense.
You need to include mRNA into this.
Wouldn’t you be able to track early buyers? You could literally go back and confirm or deny this yourself.
https://dspace.mit.edu/bitstream/handle/1721.1/153030/lowery-jplowery-sm-sdm-2023-thesis.pdf