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    The Santa Rally is cancelled – The Grinch confirms

    The townsfolk of Whoville were cheering with glee, For the Santa Rally was coming—at least, that’s what they’d see.
    But high on Mount Margin, with a snarl and a scowl, The Grinch glared down at charts, letting out a low growl.
    “The rally is canceled,” he muttered with spite, “Those call-buying Who’s won’t make profits tonight.”

    He slunk into town with a sack full of dread, While the Who’s clutched their calls, turning painfully red.
    “Upward momentum?” he chuckled, “Oh please, what a tale!
    Your premiums will wither, your deltas will fail!”
    With a flick of his fingers he smashed through their gains, Turning green candlesticks into long, dripping red stains.

    And as Whoville panicked, their tickers turned bleak, The Grinch only laughed—oh, so wicked, so chic.
    “Your calls are now worthless! Your hopes, overdone!
    For I’ve stolen your profits—each and every one!”

    And though winter winds whispered of holiday cheer, The market stayed frozen… for the Grinch had steered clear of the Santa Rally this once-hopeful year.

    The Santa Rally is cancelled – The Grinch confirms
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    13. The-Phantom-Blot on

      ~~Not to be pedantic but~~ My calendar says it’s currently mid-November. Did I miss something?

    15. KinkyQuesadilla on

      And in front of town, for all to see, TrumpGrinch burned everyone’s 401Ks, much to his glee.

      “I’m a narcissistic idiot who has no idea how this works, but I do what my Project 2025 donors tell me to do, and it works out great for them and me, but not for you.”

      “I raped children and I’ll get away with that too, because the republicans think that the only people who rape children is you.”

      “I’m destroying the world’s greatest economy piece by piece, because Putin has my piss tapes, Israel has my Epstein videos and pics, and I do what they tell me, but with lies and tricks.”

      “You will suffer, complain, and express your woe, while I get rich and even fatter while making you pay for my golf trips to Mar-a-Lago.”

    19. Defiant_Regular3738 on

      If Nvidia kills and maybe stimmy checks we might make it after all. This is at least the 10th time I can recall since Covid where the know nothing money losing retards on this sub called a crash.

    20. le_Menace on

      Hey guys, insider here, you have no idea what is about to happen. Want to see a magic trick? 800 by Christmas.

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