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    1. I don’t think 25bp is going to save shit. The rug yesterday was from NVDA’s 10Q that showed their inventories have doubled y/y, despite claims of “selling out”. Retards coming in to say “they only said they’re sold out of cloud chips”. Sure, but that wasn’t the narrative 1Q ago.

    2. trulyhighlyregarded on

      Guys I forgot my parachute, will this [insert desperate measure to revive market] help?

    3. William sees the need for a rate cut because there are serious underlying issues. This is how those charts form that show rates cuts right before recessions.

    4. fomoandyoloandnogrow on

      How about a magic trick?
      I’m gonna make this green disappear

      *market opens*

      **TAAAA DAAAA**

      It’s gone.

    5. PM_Me_Your_Mustash on

      Market cooked. Go full regard on 0dte and see what happens, no different than “investing” now

    6. ScrewChaseBank on

      You can tell we’ve bottomed because bers are confidently calling lower price targets on everything.

    7. Usually around this time is when credit agencies start coming out to downgrade the US, again, for being retarded (again).

    8. JustLurkCarryOn on

      Bruh I just ate the best steak egg and cheese sandwich, who tf cares about NVDA or rate cuts today’s gonna be a great day. Stay safe yall.

    9. People can’t actually be trading that fast on instant news from sound bites. It’s literally inhuman. Something about the market being controlled by algo trading on any little keyword makes it all feel even more uncontrollable

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