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    1. Calls next week. Administration won’t let market crap out before the holidays.

      What? You think that leak about NVDA selling to Gyna was a coincidence? adorbs!

      It literally stopped a -5% week, which probably would have forced more crypto liquidation and margin calls.

    2. Bought SPX. Couldn’t average down after 4:15pm

      Now looking at a 33% loss in 30 min when nothing has happened

      Nice

    3. I TOLD MY COWORKER WHO USED TO WORK AT OKTA I WAS BUYING OKTA CALLS THIS MORNING AND TURNS OUT I SHOULD NEVER LISTENED TO HIM.

      SHOULD HAVE KNOW BETTER BECAUSE HE WAS HOLDING OVER $1M WORTH OF CORN AT $124K

    4. ButterRollercoaster on

      I’ve been released from my 90-day cash account jail sentence. I’m gonna be even more reckless with options.

    5. spellbadgrammargood on

      It’s funny how Trump always talks shit about someone on social media but when he meets them he only says nice things.. (dude’s a pussy)

      I guess the only time he was mean to someone was that Zelensky moment but that took 4 other people to talk shit with Trump

    6. As I was eating buffalo wings and licking my fingers I realized I forgot to wash my hands from scratching my balls 15 minutes earlier.

    7. ButterRollercoaster on

      It was so easy to sell calls today. 5% OTM and people are willing to pay $1,000 for it? Ka-Ching.

    8. Spy reaching 900 before summer next year is probobly an underestimation if anything. Once the good news starts rolling in we will have nothing but pure green days. And bears will fund us on our way up by buying even more puts. 1800-2400 by december next year. We will have the bots on 2 feet by then.

    9. It’s so fucked up that if I hadn’t spend hundreds, possibly thousands of hours learning to trade, trading, glued to my phone for 6 hours a day and instead just got a decent job and put money into an index fund I’d probably be better off right now. Oh well, I’m in too deep now.

      Fuck, I sound like Dave Ramsey.

    10. Feisty-Basis7903 on

      Bers your time is over next week. I REALLY hope you sold your puts, lmao. I am literally sitting here laughing so hard its insane.

    11. PM_Me_Your_Mustash on

      Historically thanksgiving week has always been a shitty week with a skipped trading day. 🤷‍♂️

    12. PersonalityFluid67 on

      I swear on my life, a newer beamer just rear-ended a black Cybertruck outside my place. I’d share pic but: 1) can’t load to here 2) couldn’t take before both moved out of view. The BMW sustained minor front damage. Cybertruck, looked fine. Only sharing cause was just on here. Calls on TSLA?

    13. Rumor has it that on Thanksgiving week, you can all in on any stock & the MM’s will give you money. They want you to be thankful. 🥰

    14. Do bears like to see the world burn?  Or do bears like to make money on the way down only?  Or do bears like to make money on the way down and way up?  One can be a bull and make money on the way down and up.   

    15. MenuSpecialist7783 on

      Bulls got that triangle choke locked in theres no break on anything no ones ever broken in the middle of the ring like this the submission manuever And bears tapped out can you believe it the winner of this match has won by a submission the bulls

    16. DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY on

      Mamdani is genuinely one of the most incredible politicians I’ve ever seen. Dude is so, so good at this

    17. Syllabub_Visual on

      Whenever I see a big loss porn these days the first question I ask is how much do they owe to the irs…

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