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    1. orangeyougladiator on

      Missed a perfect green November by 1 day. I need all your thots and prayers that December 2025 will be my first perfect month

    2. Asleep_Illustrator26 on

      Just realized: Debt-to-Equity ratio of US Gov is infinity lol

      PUTs on the government

    3. BTC became retarded as soon as banks got access to it.

      Literally 0 difference between it and the nasdaq anymore. Boring af, no wonder giga whales are dumping.

    4. #I don’t like it when ICE comes for people just working trying to make a living but when they start coming for my big booty beautiful latina babys thats where I draw the line 😡😡

    5. Here’s an FYI:

      Never put your old clothes or shoes into one of those “go green” steel boxes at gas stations and stuff.

      One of my first accounting clients was one of these green earth/donation box companies.

      They don’t give the clothing to needy people. It’s all sent to processing centers in Africa and sold as bulk textile. They make absolute millions of $$ in bulk material sales.

      No poor people are helped

    6. Bought calls so far out of the money the strike price is technically a suggestion. Still bullish.

    7. I Wana start gambling on hood predictions market but I duno how to use it or know shit about sports.

    8. If USA actually invaded Venezuela all it will demonstrate is how little tech has actually changed since Nicuragua

    9. MustardRelishMan on

      I have been on a bender for the last week and some change. Been fucked up everyday brother, realized two things.

      1. I am going to buy 10-20 acres and just get high and grow mushrooms, and make metal art.

      2. This is all retarded so just yolo you shit on options so you can quit your day job and do the above.

    10. I still can’t believe I believed that one guy last weekend that said spy was doing a 100:1 split 🤦‍♀️. I was looking forward to spy $7 leaps!

    11. This is actually real life experience:

      I cannot remember the last time I ordered something from Walmart. This morning I did, chose free shipping.

      It arrived at my house 7 hours later and I am NOT in a major metro. I do not have a Walmart membership.

      Puts on Amazon

      Calls on walmart

    12. Diamondhands4dagainz on

      Oh please let McLaren bottle it next weekend so Max can win. Nothing funnier than Zac Brown getting cucked like Zuck

    13. Diamondhands4dagainz on

      Gunna be the greenest of weeks. INTC partnership rumours will pump the market to ATH. INTC will be 60 EOW and SPY above 690

    14. all i ask for christmas is a quick google drop to 310 and then it can fuck off back to 500 if it wants

    15. We doing RCAT calls tomorrow? Ground war seems unlikely with so much oil…I mean humanity at stake. Send in the drones

    16. pineapplekiwipen on

      buttcorn is still weak lately it’s getting dragged along rather than leading the market to the upside even on up days

    17. Mean-Evidence-4056 on

      you can buy a $10 item from Amazon and a $10 item from Walmart and get both items within an hour and somehow both employees made more than $10 so I guess item was free (yeah no I imagine employee was fucked)

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