Translation: I urgently request that you automate away your job for us so we don’t have to hire these expensive consultants.
Emotional-Price-4401 on
Because layoffs are coming and if you can automate your work he can lay you off without fear
McZootyFace on
Man who sells lemonade says you need a drink
legendarylegend26 on
Can we automate him?
gottimw on
Please automate your job so we can fire you and make accounting guys wet
traxwizard on
They should just say no.
BejahungEnjoyer on
“… because if you can’t, we have a big problem. A really big fucking problem.”
Red_V_Standing_By on
…and make yourselves more replaceable.
Katejina_FGO on
‘Automate every task’ is the new ‘document everything you know’. Its what comes right before you get laid off and replaced.
Ok-Instruction830 on
Automating a suction tube to suck the turds out of my ass to shave off 53% off my bathroom break. I’ll return to work faster and cleaner
mEllowMystic on
When will Nvidia become sentient?
cohibababy on
Feel sure that Jensen’s copious share selling is automated.
FeverTreeCloud on
Automate everything using AI so it sustains the demand for our products and also in order for us to replace your job with AI
pineapplekiwipen on
And I thought 50 series drivers were bad 60 series is about to dumpster my computer
mr_greedee on
ai pick the crops!
Jensen it isn’t working da faq?
Happy-Champion1661 on
yes Jensen, pump it ty
Je5terSAP_ on
Every CIO. Every senior Manager.
East_Fill4209 on
Weird. My barber told me I needed a haircut….Even tho I just went.
PresentationDull7707 on
Just wait till board members realize how much they can save on costs by replacing high level execs with AI
ripndipp on
Yeah everyone just build your own ChatGPT wrapper for your problem is what I’m hearing
AndThisGuyPeedOnIt on
McDonald’s CEO urges employees to eat Big Mac for every meal.
Alvatrox4 on
Amazon did this months before the layoff, they think people are idiots
BouchWick on
That’s how the downfall is going to begin.
WeakWrecker on
Please bro, just toast your breakfast with AI, please bro, just fuck your wife with AI
Reopens on
My colleague relies on AI he’s a fake developer all his pull requests is a joke, filled with corrections I love it
Free-Championship828 on
Message to non NEETs: have any of you guys actually automated anything at work? AI has been basically a better version of Google for me. Don’t need it to write my emails since I usually slam them out in a minute or less anyway
trixtah on
lol how quickly all the regards turn on him. Calls on nvda
good2beback666 on
What’s the endgame here? When all work is automated with AI, and humans are all jobless and broke, who will buy the products of the AI-powered companies?
PretendAd6519 on
Guy who sells product says you should use the product more. In other news, the sky is the color of the sky, and grass is grass.
MisterSpicy on
Normalize Automating CEOs
See how they like it lol
citizenkane86 on
Lawyer here, for shits and gigs asked AI to draft a simple motion to dismiss for lack of prosecution. Very simple 2 page motion. It spat out 4 pages, okay not great but not awful, misquoted the rule of civ pro, not great, completely made up case law and citations, which puts me in bar complaint land.
I do this exercise every few months, tell the system exactly what is wrong, and still get the same result.
These models are supposed to be learning and getting smarter and they’re not. Their output just looks more polished.
I fear for when we gamble with people’s lives using AI.
ShineReaper on
Sounds kind of desperate. Bubble about to burst? Short NVIDIA!
milodino12 on
Can barely write tests without barfing but hey gotta push your sales somehow
Spezalt4 on
Please bro find us a use case bro
_bones__ on
I wonder how quickly my avatar would be told to drag me back into meetings.
Happy-For-No-Reason on
Is he not rich enough
It’s assholes like him that make me hate capitalism
Basement_Chicken on
Yeah, automate yourselves out of your jobs!
YourVoicesOfReason on
Redditors are truly some of the most empty headed human beings around. The takes in this thread beggar belief.
Jensen grew his company to be one of the best the US has. He employs 36,000 people and has created many more jobs through the sectors to which Nvidia supply their chips. It would not be an exaggeration to say that hundreds of thousands of people have jobs based on his contributions, like video game creators, hyperscalers, most AI based companies, and so on.
Read the article. He wants his employees to be familiar with the products built on their output through regular everyday use.
Why are the fools in this thread repeating the same brainless mantra about automating and replacing Jensen? I’m convinced these commenters are all unemployed and unemployable.
ho ho ho who wants an AI fruit cake for christmas?? 🎄
NY_State-a-Mind on
If doing this allows people to do advanced coding never thought possible than awesome.
Scarethefish on
Guberment guts healthcare, pleads for prols to start finding ways to use AI driven healthcare instead of Drs to find suitable at-home remedies for terminal diseases and then. . .profit?
The AI bubble being propped up by human sacrifice is a truly fascinating development in the evolving technecromancy industry.
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Story of every other tech company these. Orders are to automate, how and to what extent, no one knows.
“AI hardware provider urges ppl to use AI hardware”
He wants to sprinkle ai on everything
https://preview.redd.it/a57f2e3yug4g1.png?width=925&format=png&auto=webp&s=aac7ae13fd742b4a9a3ee03d4c733970e2921c77
Replace Jenson Huang with AI
Automate him out of work.
Translation: I urgently request that you automate away your job for us so we don’t have to hire these expensive consultants.
Because layoffs are coming and if you can automate your work he can lay you off without fear
Man who sells lemonade says you need a drink
Can we automate him?
Please automate your job so we can fire you and make accounting guys wet
They should just say no.
“… because if you can’t, we have a big problem. A really big fucking problem.”
…and make yourselves more replaceable.
‘Automate every task’ is the new ‘document everything you know’. Its what comes right before you get laid off and replaced.
Automating a suction tube to suck the turds out of my ass to shave off 53% off my bathroom break. I’ll return to work faster and cleaner
When will Nvidia become sentient?
Feel sure that Jensen’s copious share selling is automated.
Automate everything using AI so it sustains the demand for our products and also in order for us to replace your job with AI
And I thought 50 series drivers were bad 60 series is about to dumpster my computer
ai pick the crops!
Jensen it isn’t working da faq?
yes Jensen, pump it ty
Every CIO. Every senior Manager.
Weird. My barber told me I needed a haircut….Even tho I just went.
Just wait till board members realize how much they can save on costs by replacing high level execs with AI
Yeah everyone just build your own ChatGPT wrapper for your problem is what I’m hearing
McDonald’s CEO urges employees to eat Big Mac for every meal.
Amazon did this months before the layoff, they think people are idiots
That’s how the downfall is going to begin.
Please bro, just toast your breakfast with AI, please bro, just fuck your wife with AI
My colleague relies on AI he’s a fake developer all his pull requests is a joke, filled with corrections I love it
Message to non NEETs: have any of you guys actually automated anything at work? AI has been basically a better version of Google for me. Don’t need it to write my emails since I usually slam them out in a minute or less anyway
lol how quickly all the regards turn on him. Calls on nvda
What’s the endgame here? When all work is automated with AI, and humans are all jobless and broke, who will buy the products of the AI-powered companies?
Guy who sells product says you should use the product more. In other news, the sky is the color of the sky, and grass is grass.
Normalize Automating CEOs
See how they like it lol
Lawyer here, for shits and gigs asked AI to draft a simple motion to dismiss for lack of prosecution. Very simple 2 page motion. It spat out 4 pages, okay not great but not awful, misquoted the rule of civ pro, not great, completely made up case law and citations, which puts me in bar complaint land.
I do this exercise every few months, tell the system exactly what is wrong, and still get the same result.
These models are supposed to be learning and getting smarter and they’re not. Their output just looks more polished.
I fear for when we gamble with people’s lives using AI.
Sounds kind of desperate. Bubble about to burst? Short NVIDIA!
Can barely write tests without barfing but hey gotta push your sales somehow
Please bro find us a use case bro
I wonder how quickly my avatar would be told to drag me back into meetings.
Is he not rich enough
It’s assholes like him that make me hate capitalism
Yeah, automate yourselves out of your jobs!
Redditors are truly some of the most empty headed human beings around. The takes in this thread beggar belief.
Jensen grew his company to be one of the best the US has. He employs 36,000 people and has created many more jobs through the sectors to which Nvidia supply their chips. It would not be an exaggeration to say that hundreds of thousands of people have jobs based on his contributions, like video game creators, hyperscalers, most AI based companies, and so on.
Read the article. He wants his employees to be familiar with the products built on their output through regular everyday use.
Why are the fools in this thread repeating the same brainless mantra about automating and replacing Jensen? I’m convinced these commenters are all unemployed and unemployable.
https://preview.redd.it/eal14rtazg4g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecf3e54a07333f1a3485e53ad65ed6ec5cb202b5
ho ho ho who wants an AI fruit cake for christmas?? 🎄
If doing this allows people to do advanced coding never thought possible than awesome.
Guberment guts healthcare, pleads for prols to start finding ways to use AI driven healthcare instead of Drs to find suitable at-home remedies for terminal diseases and then. . .profit?
The AI bubble being propped up by human sacrifice is a truly fascinating development in the evolving technecromancy industry.