GOLD, King Midas Anus $B Barrick Mining DD

🚨🚨 BARRICK MINING (GOLD CHAD OF THE CENTURY) DD 🚨🚨
aka: Why $GOLD is about to melt faces harder than a 1999 dot-com chart but with ACTUAL PROFITS

Listen up you smooth-brained degenerates who think “diversification” means buying calls AND puts on the same ticker. I bring you THE GOLDEN BIBLE. The One True DD. The post that will make your future grandchildren ask, “Grandpa, how did you become disgustingly wealthy?” And you’ll just whisper…

“Barrick, my child.”

⸻

💰 THE SETUP: BARRICK IS PRIMED TO GO GOD MODE

Here’s what’s cooking hotter than Mali during the wet season:

1️⃣ S&P500 Inclusion → +$10 share price

Index funds will have to buy this like a boomer panic-buying toilet paper in 2020. Guaranteed forced buying = tendies.

2️⃣ Analyst Price Targets Averaging $46

Wall Street FINALLY woke up from their coke-coma and realized Barrick isn’t some penny stock miner digging with spoons.

3️⃣ FOURMILE MINE = THE NEVADA GIGACHAD
• Literally the #1 best mine discovery of our generation
• Doesn’t require double fraction processing like the other peasant mines
• Single fraction extraction = lower cost = higher profit = more stonk go up
This thing prints gold like a stimmy printer in 2020.

4️⃣ Mali Resolution → +$10 share price

No more geopolitical headache. Add another $10 because peace = profits.

5️⃣ Production Increasing 6% Every Year

Imagine a miner that actually grows instead of declining like your OTM calls. Wild.

⸻

🪙 THE GOLD MATH (YES, I DID MATH. YOU’RE WELCOME.)

At different gold prices, Barrick is basically a cheat code:
• $55 share price @ $3300 gold
• $65 @ $3700
• Bank of America says $4000 gold by end of 2025
• $75 @ $4000
• $85 @ $4300
• $95 @ $4600
• $110 @ $5000

Gold going up? Barrick prints money.
Gold going sideways? Barrick prints money.
Gold going down? Barrick STILL prints money because Fourmile is basically a money-spitting dragon.

⸻

📈 NOW THE JUICY PART

Starting valuation:
$55/share at $4000 gold

Every +100 in gold price = +$3.5/share

Current gold price in your note?
$4200 gold.

That means:
• $55 base
• +$10 from Mali
• +$7 from the gold price difference

🔥 = $72/share conservative value right now 🔥

Market currently pricing Barrick like it’s a grandma with a metal detector, not a global gold emperor with the best mine in Nevada.

⸻

🚀 TL;DR FOR THE ADHD AUTISTS
• S&P inclusion = forced buying
• Fourmile mine = god-tier print factory
• Mali drama resolved
• Analysts already behind the curve
• Gold trending up
• Barrick undervalued harder than Bitcoin at $200

Target: $72 short-term. $110+ if gold hits $5k.

⸻

🦍💎 FINAL THOUGHTS 💎🦍

This isn’t a meme stock. This is the anti-meme stock. This is the boomer stock that secretly lifts like Ronnie Coleman. This is free money with a shovel.

The WSB play isn’t to YOLO weeklies — it’s to buy, hold, and let the Fed keep debasing the dollar until Barrick becomes a religion.

GOLD TO THE MOON. BARRICK TO VALHALLA.

I am not a financial advisor. I am, however, extremely bullish and slightly intoxicated.

Positions Below ya regards, screenshot for proof

35C january 2027
40C january 2027