All I want for Christmas is a random TSLA 5% drop before close.
machinepeen on
Tesla puts roasting on an open fire
Michael Burry picking his noseΒ
financiallythriving on
Lower expectations and cooked GDP numbers for King Donnie, we giga pump
Fhyzikz on
They wouldn’t rug us on Xmas week right? Especially a guy with glasses?
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EarlyPattern6315 on
Dollar is closer to turkish lira
WHOTOOKMYLEG on
We holding our RKLB puts or selling at open?
Urzuck on
Santa is red and heβs a bear π»π
_Saahab_ on
ASTS to the π today!!!
Punchmeinmyface25 on
FLY me to the moon and let me play among the stars
---Right--Tackle--- on
Iβm tired of being poor
Punchmeinmyface25 on
Pfe cure cancer and fat
KittyLover-7 on
Oooorahhhhh
Few_Egg3567 on
I sleep well at night knowing I will never have to tell my kids the reason they can’t go to college is because I bought magic internet coins for 125k.
They still can’t go to college, but I’m proud it’s not because of that.
Punchmeinmyface25 on
PINS
dogefool88 on
When crapto 0?
PlentyCook8862 on
GLD calls will feed generations
Scribble_Box on
Holy fuck boys n girls. I’m finally unbanned. If this Santa rally doesn’t come to fruition, I’m converting to Islam.
Wide_Neighborhood_49 on
Terminator movies were wrong. The computers don’t need to build killer androids to create armageddon once they become self aware. With as much control of the market as these algos have they could crash the world economy in a day.
Michael_Bhurewala on
wen moon
Dr_Phil_Has_A_Huge_D on
I’ll never get over Rhode Island, which is the size of a Buc-ee’s parking lot, has more people than Montana. Which is is larger than many countries.
Lol, I have no point. That was it.
(Repost – bot didn’t get what “RI” meant, so expanded)
NeedToMakeMoneyz on
Opening at 0% would actually be so good for swing trading today
Quixotus on
Imagine not buying the gold dip back in October/November.
BosSF82 on
“FBI Director Kash Patel is being driven around in specially armored BMWs that the FBI bought at his request.
βThe Director of the FBI Kash Patel ordered that the government and the U.S. taxpayers pay more than $1 million for a small fleet of armored BMWs because he preferred that car and felt that, according to the sources, it would be a more covert way for him to travel,β Carol Leonnig says.”
Gotta ride in style to the UFC fights and podcast appearances.
yayahi on
Lmao I was looking at Reddit for some tips around hinge optimization. So many young lads loosing their virginity to sex workers. How do I long prostitution.
Also what the fuck lmao society is fucked
ShittyUsernane1222 on
Christmas and new year dump go brrrrrrr.
spy has been condemned to the same fate as corn which is to go to 0.
---Right--Tackle--- on
Shiny rocks only go up
Soft_Cow_6339 on
While trying to to push out the poo, I cracked my back
deandotcom on
Looks dumpy af. My port = ded
Hodgey91 on
First?
ideletedmyaccount04 on
Boys, if you are alone, if it all seems worthless. If you have those kind of thoughts.
Get yourself a dog. A dog will change everything. Dogs are man’s best friend for 14,000 years.
And drink some water. I am proud of you.
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Flimsy-Ingenuity-186 made a bet that SPY would go to 691.230408 within **1 day** when it was 683.034 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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All I want for Christmas is a random TSLA 5% drop before close.
Tesla puts roasting on an open fire
Michael Burry picking his noseΒ
Lower expectations and cooked GDP numbers for King Donnie, we giga pump
They wouldn’t rug us on Xmas week right? Especially a guy with glasses?
[deleted]
Dollar is closer to turkish lira
We holding our RKLB puts or selling at open?
Santa is red and heβs a bear π»π
ASTS to the π today!!!
FLY me to the moon and let me play among the stars
Iβm tired of being poor
Pfe cure cancer and fat
Oooorahhhhh
I sleep well at night knowing I will never have to tell my kids the reason they can’t go to college is because I bought magic internet coins for 125k.
They still can’t go to college, but I’m proud it’s not because of that.
PINS
When crapto 0?
GLD calls will feed generations
Holy fuck boys n girls. I’m finally unbanned. If this Santa rally doesn’t come to fruition, I’m converting to Islam.
Terminator movies were wrong. The computers don’t need to build killer androids to create armageddon once they become self aware. With as much control of the market as these algos have they could crash the world economy in a day.
wen moon
I’ll never get over Rhode Island, which is the size of a Buc-ee’s parking lot, has more people than Montana. Which is is larger than many countries.
Lol, I have no point. That was it.
(Repost – bot didn’t get what “RI” meant, so expanded)
Opening at 0% would actually be so good for swing trading today
Imagine not buying the gold dip back in October/November.
“FBI Director Kash Patel is being driven around in specially armored BMWs that the FBI bought at his request.
βThe Director of the FBI Kash Patel ordered that the government and the U.S. taxpayers pay more than $1 million for a small fleet of armored BMWs because he preferred that car and felt that, according to the sources, it would be a more covert way for him to travel,β Carol Leonnig says.”
Gotta ride in style to the UFC fights and podcast appearances.
Lmao I was looking at Reddit for some tips around hinge optimization. So many young lads loosing their virginity to sex workers. How do I long prostitution.
Also what the fuck lmao society is fucked
Christmas and new year dump go brrrrrrr.
spy has been condemned to the same fate as corn which is to go to 0.
Shiny rocks only go up
While trying to to push out the poo, I cracked my back
Looks dumpy af. My port = ded
First?
Boys, if you are alone, if it all seems worthless. If you have those kind of thoughts.
Get yourself a dog. A dog will change everything. Dogs are man’s best friend for 14,000 years.
And drink some water. I am proud of you.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Flimsy-Ingenuity-186 made a bet that SPY would go to 691.230408 within **1 day** when it was 683.034 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 18 wins and 73 losses
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#π ππ¨ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN π¨ππ
#π·π¨ HO HO HOLD ONTO YOUR GAINS π°π
#ππ HEβS BRINGING GAINS, CHEER, AND MONEY TO THE BULLS ππ
πββοΈ: Yay! That’s so cool!! Woah π«΅π²
The people knowing what happens to bitcoin every day were the same group of kids that had all the answers to every exam acquired by nefarious action
I’ve been burned enough by shitty options and reckless trades. I have been reborn. Now it’s just a steady stream of cash into SPY,DIA,NDAQ,and VT
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Senior_Professional4 made a bet that TSLA would go to 500.0 within **1 week** when it was 472.855 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Knee-deep in Redwire
Elf is a cringe Christmas movie. I prefer Planes, Trains and Automobiles even though it’s a thanks giving film
I just released the world record brown trout in the master bathroom
Go back the fuck up NBIS
Imagine putting your entire net worth in neoclouds like CRWV and NBIS that have no path to profitability.
It’s been a honor fellow bols
if this goes to 680 and stays pinned there for days again, im just going to laugh and go crazy atp
Stupid 5am dump for no reason
it aint a crash if it only goes down 1-5%.