A carpenter from Sooke, B.C., claims he turned $88K into $415M, before losing it all https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/rbc-bank-tesla-investor-advice-9.7025751 Posted by DJ_Mimosa
sunburn74 on December 24, 2025 1:15 am For some people too much money is not enough money. They gotta go lose it all.
not-irresponsible on December 24, 2025 1:18 am https://preview.redd.it/r7vzuhxrz19g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15841fdacf201ad16457272f3e5acf11b668c14c king of kings
Leading-Loss-986 on December 24, 2025 1:23 am I hope he didn’t realize those gains before losing everything. That would be a heck of an unpayable tax bill…
mikemccrea on December 24, 2025 1:23 am Through massive levered bets, the dude lowkey helped Tesla grow, by forcing HFs to cover their short positions
gassygeff89 on December 24, 2025 2:10 am https://preview.redd.it/ehmo6373929g1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=383cbcf8a49fd455402d5b5f9b1e1f4340abe5cc
SuperDBallerz on December 24, 2025 2:14 am I mean, a carpenter from 0 AD claimed he was the son of God, so it sounds like people in this profession has a habit of embellishing.
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He was bound to
For some people too much money is not enough money. They gotta go lose it all.
Old news
Just like everyone here.
https://preview.redd.it/r7vzuhxrz19g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15841fdacf201ad16457272f3e5acf11b668c14c
king of kings
Plot twists his name was baby jeezus
Legend
I hope he didn’t realize those gains before losing everything. That would be a heck of an unpayable tax bill…
Through massive levered bets, the dude lowkey helped Tesla grow, by forcing HFs to cover their short positions
Never take profits until you hit one billy.
Isn’t that the imakegoodinvestments guy
It was the Tesla guy right?
https://preview.redd.it/ehmo6373929g1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=383cbcf8a49fd455402d5b5f9b1e1f4340abe5cc
Jesus turned water to wine before losing it all, too.
Damn, that sookes
I mean, a carpenter from 0 AD claimed he was the son of God, so it sounds like people in this profession has a habit of embellishing.
My hometown hero