Bought calls because fundamentals are fake, fear is temporary, and I like the stock.
Casualhotpockets on
!banbet pee is stored in the balls
Me55y on
I’m not wrong, just too early.
Independent-Tree-985 on
the first rule of the homeless shelter is: you do not talk about how you almost made a 10 bagger but didnt
Harp-Note on
Wendy’s requires at least 2 years of bag holding experience.
FeelTheEarporn on
Do I hold or sell SLV calls 70 exp Jan 9 ? Do I have the balls to hold
octopus4488 on
Any idea how much oil I need to find so the US will abduct my stupid country leader too? (guy is about size M, average built, with mid-tier security)
WSB-mods-are- on
so fucking happy i didnt hold anything overnight
No-Improvement3164 on
Imagine holding short term options overnight in this market. Might as well set a donation can up for your favorite charity.
Oh yeah that’s right it’s called Theta Gang.
😂😂😂
TurtleProjector69 on
“Prices keep going higher, but I’m making the same wage.”
-Matthew McConaughey
EnginrA on
I’m gassy this morning
Impressive-Mud-3362 on
Is market waiting on something?
TheDudeAbidesFarOut on
Elon cuck PP
amplaoumplasD on
Nebius $NBIS will deploy NVIDIA’s Vera Rubin NVL72 platform in H2 2026 across its US and Europe data centers, making it one of the first AI cloud providers to offer Rubin through Nebius AI Cloud and its inference platform Token Factory.
🚀🚀🚀
kalakesri on
Are we on track to get GTA and a good Avengers in the same year? Who’s getting sacrificed
Junior-Ad-5076 on
Hey regards sorry for taking a bit of your time, could you guys please pump it up a bit so me and my family doesn’t have to eat empty rice again? My wife will appreciate it
killainvest on
It’s better if you call premature 💦 just taking profits.
Junior-Ad-5076 on
I hate tokenized stocks like why you want to be like us so bad, I despise that shit
Edit: hate*
zuziannka on
Investing in ETFs or trading options what will you choose?
obiwang on
Has any1 tried tattoos on penis? Asking for a friend
TheDudeAbidesFarOut on
Buttcorn doing buttcorn things
kalakesri on
Do we even have any defenses if 🥭 goes doomsday? Sounds like the choices are calls or extinction
No-Doctor9742 on
DNUT OPEN PLTR RDDT – dangerous combo
Harp-Note on
Woah, OKLO
peanuts-in-my-jelly on
how many months until Fed labels AI as *inflationary*
ArtisticFrame5790 on
What’s the deal with SLS?
Fit-Improvement6692 on
Sold my last of my shares of SRFM the day before their price went up by 25%. Tough stuff
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Bought calls because fundamentals are fake, fear is temporary, and I like the stock.
!banbet pee is stored in the balls
I’m not wrong, just too early.
the first rule of the homeless shelter is: you do not talk about how you almost made a 10 bagger but didnt
Wendy’s requires at least 2 years of bag holding experience.
Do I hold or sell SLV calls 70 exp Jan 9 ? Do I have the balls to hold
Any idea how much oil I need to find so the US will abduct my stupid country leader too? (guy is about size M, average built, with mid-tier security)
so fucking happy i didnt hold anything overnight
Imagine holding short term options overnight in this market. Might as well set a donation can up for your favorite charity.
Oh yeah that’s right it’s called Theta Gang.
😂😂😂
“Prices keep going higher, but I’m making the same wage.”
-Matthew McConaughey
I’m gassy this morning
Is market waiting on something?
Elon cuck PP
Nebius $NBIS will deploy NVIDIA’s Vera Rubin NVL72 platform in H2 2026 across its US and Europe data centers, making it one of the first AI cloud providers to offer Rubin through Nebius AI Cloud and its inference platform Token Factory.
🚀🚀🚀
Are we on track to get GTA and a good Avengers in the same year? Who’s getting sacrificed
Hey regards sorry for taking a bit of your time, could you guys please pump it up a bit so me and my family doesn’t have to eat empty rice again? My wife will appreciate it
It’s better if you call premature 💦 just taking profits.
I hate tokenized stocks like why you want to be like us so bad, I despise that shit
Edit: hate*
Investing in ETFs or trading options what will you choose?
Has any1 tried tattoos on penis? Asking for a friend
Buttcorn doing buttcorn things
Do we even have any defenses if 🥭 goes doomsday? Sounds like the choices are calls or extinction
DNUT OPEN PLTR RDDT – dangerous combo
Woah, OKLO
how many months until Fed labels AI as *inflationary*
What’s the deal with SLS?
Sold my last of my shares of SRFM the day before their price went up by 25%. Tough stuff
DRONES
$UMAC
Sooo, gold back at ath end of week?