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    $MSTR Epstein short, generational wealth opportunity

    $MSTR BTC down 4%, MSTR down 3%. Welcome to the shareholder dilution clinic where you'll learn how to ignore the flashing warning signs of shares sold ATM, and the fact that Epstein was involved in the development of BTC in 2015, and how to develop diamond hands to get you through bond conversion redemptions that further dilute shareholder equity.

    Special guests will include the Fan Boys, who will teach you how to ignore basic news and fundamentals and continue worshiping a dotcom era clown that Wall St. has shunned for 20 years.

    The True Believers will hold a masterclass on how to HODL through endless dilution, chanting "laser eyes" while their equity evaporates. In the breakout session, you'll learn advanced coping strategies like blaming "FUD", market makers and short sellers whenever your shares go down.

    For the grand finale, the Cult of the Clown will host a fireside chat titled: "In Debt We Trust: Leveraging Hope and Hype to Build an Empire." Free snacks include hopium, confirmation bias, and Kool-Aid. If you missed out on Bitcoin going to the moon, you’ll love it even more when it comes back down to earth, or $0 for that matter.

    $MSTR Epstein short, generational wealth opportunity
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    31 Comments

    2. Sad-Cry-8755 on

      damn this is spicy, love the salt but that epstein bit sounds like straight conspiracy territory. mstr trades like a levereged btc play and everyone knows it – the premium/discount swings are wild but calling saylor a dotcom clown when he’s basically turned his company into a btc etf with extra steps seems harsh

      shorting this feels like betting against btc with extra volatility thrown in, could work but timing’s everyhting

    4. HoustonHous on

      Isn’t 2015 like 6 years after it was created and years after it became popular? If the ties to Epstein are the reason it’s down, it will be temporary…

      Regardless… why not just short IBIT… seems like IV is lower and if it’s the end of Bitcoin, might as well short it directly.

    11. Savings_Refuse_5922 on

      the fact that you think Epstein was involved in the development of Bitcoin and then say in 2015 when Bitcoin had already been around and live for years and even pumping by that point makes people not have to read past your first two sentences. Your inference of Epstein > MIT Lab > Bitcoin development > Epstein is a horrible theory.

      But yest MSTR is a dogshit company.

    13. Impressive-Object271 on

      Bro I swear this people that post this are insiders, they tell you to short a stock that is down 73% and peony close to bottom and tell you to buy calls when a stock went up 200%. More like they see you as exit liquidity and cheap entry point

    15. Suitable-Classic-174 on

      You know the bottom is in when you see post like this. You missed a big dip the last year and even weeks lol

    18. PalpitationSmooth992 on

      this kind of shit is why the US is going in the shitter

      the entire youth generation is borderline actually retarded from tik tok brain rot

    19. Serenaded on

      As soon as you see the “Short at 70k” posts when BTC was 126k a few months ago you know shit is going to turn bullish and this OP and many with it are going to get burned, just like every perps and futures guy on crypto has got 5-10 times per year.

      Gentle reminder that nothing ever happens. The crypto banks are surely failing like the banks were meant to all fail in 2010, sell all your assets at the bottom. Crypto com is Trump’s single biggest donor and Trump only does things for his donors. He will repay that favor and there’s nothing you bears can do about it. All of you would’ve sold your stock in 2008.

      https://preview.redd.it/abdjeo24ikhg1.png?width=511&format=png&auto=webp&s=84e695b2d0ca07f1b5a8e789448d8f7495861725

    24. jennysonson on

      Make room guys, the trading prophet is here, OP blessing us with the word of God himself, no one would have known

    26. Oxygen_bandit on

      Bitcoin has supposedly died hundreds, if not thousands, of times. Yeah, it won’t die this time neither.

    27. nicpro85 on

      The positive of bitcoin going down is that many bitcoin farms become less profitable so we save energy. Once at zero, no more mega watts wasted.

    29. copeman1997 on

      I had to deliver a pallet to one of the top board members of MSTR one time last spring/summer. He was a giant pos and I’ve been praying on MSTR downfall ever since. Should’ve bought puts instead of watching from afar

    31. PowerFarta on

      Truly I enjoy watching MSTR. Like watching a retard put a fork in the socket you know they’re gonna get hurt and everyone has told them this is gonna hurt but they scream FUD! And the show goes on

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