It aint a profit till you sell, unless ur a dutch person.
Taxed on unrealised gains at 36%, yearly. Name a bigger joke
orsomeshitidk on
I could nap until 2027 I think but I got a toddler so it isn’t in the cards for me
king_of_all_retards on
You know what?
Im actually happy that market is closed tomorrow
Finally some sense of peace
Far-Requirement9180 on
Holidays were created to punish retail gamblers lol
SlothsonSpeed on
I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight or tomorrow that’s for sure
1Enthusiast on
I will never financially recover from this
Internal_Field5970 on
If there are Aliens and we can use Interactive Broker to trade on their exchanges then on the weekend we can stay trading stocks cuz they would likely be open during our markets weekend
abroadbroadband on
I’ll probably do a barrel roll tomorrow
Additional-Carpet-78 on
Nothing, market is closed. Gonna stare at my bedroom wall for 14 hours
Numerous-Stand-1841 on
I just lump summed 500k into QQQ in Friday. Am I kill on Tuesday?
Awkward_Ad_5102 on
Such a clown timeline…
Got any more of that ✨good news✨
NewDawn101 on
I tried to move to Connecticut but I wasn’t white enough
music_is_gud on
Why tf you regards think the jobs revision came on this weekend? It came out last Wednesday…
VitaminDismyPCT on
The logical outcome here is that the market will go up because everyone is expecting it to go down.
Jeffoxy on
applied to spacex for lead grok AI child undressing software engineer
OCoiler on
80X long BTC
auroraavm on
Not sure if I want a pump or a crash & it shows in my portfolio
Any-Presentation5438 on
Crypto Moon and Stocks go to Moon
Fit_Neighborhood9251 on
My moves for tomorrow will be to count the 1.1 million indiana that stole the US jobs
TheoryInttro on
European exchanges are open, so it’s still possible to gamble.
MagicJuggler on
Barchart mentioned TLT having its best week in years.
I’m now nervous.
Samjabr on
Jerbs #s are way better than they seem – considering the admin has fired 250,000 employess
compare that to federal job hiring in past years to pad the numbers
looool_k_libtard on
Spy ATH Wednesday, growth stocks 52 week lows by Friday. Nasdaq delisted in March.
-IQ200 on
Jobs report may have been true. All 🧊 hires probably account for that number.
Big-News-2704 on
Went to a coffee shop and saw a phat ass granny in lulu leggings. That’s gotta be A.I right?
Total_Schedule591 on
Surprised how many are sleeping on RKLB with a ton of launches scheduled in March including their Neutron rockets maiden flight 🦖 a direct competitor with spacex
TempestDrive on
Moves tomorrow? I thought tmr was a holiday
DRCAG3SUN on
Everyone is expecting a red week 🤔
420Secured on
So glad the new thread is open so we can sit around and do nothing some more 🙏
ZombieDracula on
Job numbers are obviously so fucked we’ll never know what they really are. Just know we’re the bottom of this house of cards.
ConstantAd1 on
NASCAR is not a real sport
Jeffoxy on
made my life worse to own the libs
DRCAG3SUN on
How much capital did 🫵🏼 have when you started trading full time?
cryptohorn on
Put the 3 up for Dale
GuyFaulks77 on
I don’t think spy will ever drop below $650 ever again
orangeyougladiator on
The bol euphoria tomorrow night in to absolute despair an hour after open will be another classic to witness.
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Imagine thinking we’re not going to war with Iran
I see calls being more popular than puts.
Inverse wsb always works.
I have CVNA put that will make me a ten-thousandare if CVNA goes to 80 before then end of the year.
Also TSLA.
Fuck me im never gonna be allowed to leave my toxic ass job am I
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Brilliant-Repeat-178 made a bet that HOOD would go to 99.0 within **1 week** when it was 83.92 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 4 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Very large chance Bul may never recover
wendys 8 sharp
It aint a profit till you sell, unless ur a dutch person.
Taxed on unrealised gains at 36%, yearly. Name a bigger joke
I could nap until 2027 I think but I got a toddler so it isn’t in the cards for me
You know what?
Im actually happy that market is closed tomorrow
Finally some sense of peace
Holidays were created to punish retail gamblers lol
I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight or tomorrow that’s for sure
I will never financially recover from this
If there are Aliens and we can use Interactive Broker to trade on their exchanges then on the weekend we can stay trading stocks cuz they would likely be open during our markets weekend
I’ll probably do a barrel roll tomorrow
Nothing, market is closed. Gonna stare at my bedroom wall for 14 hours
I just lump summed 500k into QQQ in Friday. Am I kill on Tuesday?
Such a clown timeline…
Got any more of that ✨good news✨
I tried to move to Connecticut but I wasn’t white enough
Why tf you regards think the jobs revision came on this weekend? It came out last Wednesday…
The logical outcome here is that the market will go up because everyone is expecting it to go down.
applied to spacex for lead grok AI child undressing software engineer
80X long BTC
Not sure if I want a pump or a crash & it shows in my portfolio
Crypto Moon and Stocks go to Moon
My moves for tomorrow will be to count the 1.1 million indiana that stole the US jobs
European exchanges are open, so it’s still possible to gamble.
Barchart mentioned TLT having its best week in years.
I’m now nervous.
Jerbs #s are way better than they seem – considering the admin has fired 250,000 employess
compare that to federal job hiring in past years to pad the numbers
Spy ATH Wednesday, growth stocks 52 week lows by Friday. Nasdaq delisted in March.
Jobs report may have been true. All 🧊 hires probably account for that number.
Went to a coffee shop and saw a phat ass granny in lulu leggings. That’s gotta be A.I right?
Surprised how many are sleeping on RKLB with a ton of launches scheduled in March including their Neutron rockets maiden flight 🦖 a direct competitor with spacex
Moves tomorrow? I thought tmr was a holiday
Everyone is expecting a red week 🤔
So glad the new thread is open so we can sit around and do nothing some more 🙏
Job numbers are obviously so fucked we’ll never know what they really are. Just know we’re the bottom of this house of cards.
NASCAR is not a real sport
made my life worse to own the libs
How much capital did 🫵🏼 have when you started trading full time?
Put the 3 up for Dale
I don’t think spy will ever drop below $650 ever again
The bol euphoria tomorrow night in to absolute despair an hour after open will be another classic to witness.
Robinhood
robs from the rich and gives to the hood 🤯