next week: (degenerate) 5 x 20% a stock port positioning
throwingitanyway on
i need a fuckin 500 hz 8K tv just to see the puck
Nefarious_AI_Agent on
Only 65 hours until my life has meaning again
aftherith on
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen indexes move like that Scotus decision move this morning. I was in a half dozen QQQ puts and was up and down more than $1,000+ 3 times before I could even get my orders in. Wild.
DragonFruit-_-777 on
CLOSE THE DOOR LOL $OPEN
Ok-Flatworm-3397 on
Anyone can summarize what happened today for me? Thx I’ll put my fries in your bag
watisdat on
My stupid ass port really doesnt give af anymore if SPY is green. This MF is always red this month.
tech2887 on
Good day today. 3 for 3 on 0dte trades
youreaditfirst on
Next time my wife cheats on me. All I have to say and think to myself ** It was already priced in”** and everything will be okay
throwingitanyway on
is there a mercy rule in hockey?
FeverTreeCloud on
>Howard Lutnick’s sons, running Cantor Fitzgerald, were buying rights to Tariff refunds back in July of 2025. Fast forward today, SCOTUS rules Tariffs illegal, Lutnick will make a lot of money.
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That’s a nice rug you got there 🫵
Spy $700 next week when no war
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/no_sporks made a bet that TSLA would go to 490.0 within **1 month** when it was 445.124 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 5 wins and 5 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Kevin O’Leary looking like he’s about to cry on CNN because he doesn’t know how to deal with the tariff mess he supported.
Absolute cinema.
Weekend is here, cock out and time to party
Grok says there’s only a 5-15% chance of a strike on Iran this weekend. I told it to fuck off
If this is what winning feels like I sure as fuck don’t wanna know what losing feels like
Back at 690 huh.
My asshole smells
Musky and rich
Like a man’s asshole should smell
HOOD $76.08 last weekend and today same price great
at least this isn’t a 3-day market weekend
Great week. Sad the casino is closed.
Have a great weekend. Do not believe what anyone says cause no one knows anything.
Just happily scalping options all morning then $RKLB fucked me lol.
Thought it would drop to $2 and it never did. 😡
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Some of yall with 6 months old accounts and 10k+ comments spend way too much time here 😂
Sold my nvda calls before close, buying back cheaper at Monday 🤌
Went into the day holding 12 682cs at $2.70 basis
Doubled down at open
Sold on the pump to 684 for about breakeven
Made like 5 more trades and got smoked on them all
Fuck me man.
spy -5% on monday, wsb is too bullish
MMs took all my beer money
Was up on the day, then in the last 60 seconds I ended up down 2k. Whoever bought the 6905C’s from me, FU.
Bears killed my family. Revenge has been slow and steady.
Up 30% today just to lose it Monday on Spy Calls. Bring it on.
SPY is going quite a bit lower soon, this week was needed to reload puts 🌈🐻
Claude wrecked PV capital, software and now cybersecurity. I can’t help but to think this is personal.
🥭: I can destroy the country if I want.
Core PCE 3%.
Cash is trash, they will not tighten conditions and deep down inside you know it.
CNBC nerfed their post market show by putting on these goons in place of Morgan Brennan and Jon Forte
They just told you, you can’t Tarrif people anymore old man. Shut up with your 10% nonsense
[damn… I really should have trusted myself and bought calls ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/JMhwlR7zZX)
Today *I* was the MM
next week: (degenerate) 5 x 20% a stock port positioning
i need a fuckin 500 hz 8K tv just to see the puck
Only 65 hours until my life has meaning again
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen indexes move like that Scotus decision move this morning. I was in a half dozen QQQ puts and was up and down more than $1,000+ 3 times before I could even get my orders in. Wild.
CLOSE THE DOOR LOL $OPEN
Anyone can summarize what happened today for me? Thx I’ll put my fries in your bag
My stupid ass port really doesnt give af anymore if SPY is green. This MF is always red this month.
Good day today. 3 for 3 on 0dte trades
Next time my wife cheats on me. All I have to say and think to myself ** It was already priced in”** and everything will be okay
is there a mercy rule in hockey?
>Howard Lutnick’s sons, running Cantor Fitzgerald, were buying rights to Tariff refunds back in July of 2025. Fast forward today, SCOTUS rules Tariffs illegal, Lutnick will make a lot of money.
This is how rich stays rich