AMA: My name is Jensen Huang and I’m here to save the S&P, ask me anything.. https://i.redd.it/1dr28539u5lg1.png Posted by ImadeJesusLaugh
fuckbitchesgetpolio on February 23, 2026 3:09 am Is it true that you etch all the chips with your tiny wiener?
ElevatedAngling on February 23, 2026 3:12 am How many penis enlargements have you had in the past 2 years?
thrashmetal_octopus on February 23, 2026 3:17 am Us invading Iran tomorrow is going to tank the market and ruin your earnings call rally isn’t it
EnigmaSpore on February 23, 2026 3:18 am Is it true that the leather jackets are made from the skins of your enemies?
yeeeeeeeeeeeesh69 on February 23, 2026 3:18 am Does the combo come with the egg roll or is that gonna be an up-charge?
robotlasagna on February 23, 2026 3:19 am Hi Jensen! I have two questions: 1. I love your car audio amplifiers. When can we expect new ones using the 3nm process so I can have moar bass? 2. What is you favorite kind of pizza?
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Hi, are your earnings above estimates?
No leather jacket?
…we’re so fucked.
Where is the best place to buy leather jackets?
How does the circle jerk economy make you feel?
Hi, can you please unfuck the stock market?
Who’re you?
How do you feel about CSCO?
Is it true that you etch all the chips with your tiny wiener?
Cat or dog?
Are your balls shaved?
WSB content is going downhill smh 🤦♂️
What options should I buy tomorrow morning
What brand of shampoo do you recommend for Saylor?
Can you beat Zuckerberg in a fight?
How many penis enlargements have you had in the past 2 years?
if i had $1000, what should i buy? (other than nvda)
How did you make Jesus laugh?
In which direction does it lean?
Can I have a job big dog?
Have you ever pooped while standing up?
lol
what’s your relationship with mr altman
Y’all going over $190 again?
When is it popping?
Will GPU prices ever go down again?
Us invading Iran tomorrow is going to tank the market and ruin your earnings call rally isn’t it
I’m gunna touch you
any spare ram?? 😔🤲💔
Calls or puts?
Hilarious 😂
Is it true that the leather jackets are made from the skins of your enemies?
Can you sign my wife’s tits?
Does the combo come with the egg roll or is that gonna be an up-charge?
Hi Jensen! I have two questions:
1. I love your car audio amplifiers. When can we expect new ones using the 3nm process so I can have moar bass?
2. What is you favorite kind of pizza?
Milk or cereal in the bowl first?
why does he look younger in this photo
Side note: PEGGY FAN WSP
Do you eat ass?