ChatGPT will be replacing all Wendy’s jobs, so it checks out.
RedElmo65 on
Follow up. Which option to buy?
PhilosophyMammoth748 on
he is not wrong. if you don’t get into options, you have infinite wait time to own a lambo.
Coquito3000 on
Short answer: **No.**
An **OTM (out-of-the-money) Friday call** is one of the highest-risk trades you can make.
Here’s what you’re actually doing:
* **OTM call** → The stock has to move significantly in your direction.
* **Friday expiration** → Almost no time left.
* **Time decay (theta)** → Accelerates into expiration.
* **Probability** → Most OTM weekly options expire worthless.
* **Risk profile** → You can lose 100% of your premium in hours.
You’re basically buying a lottery ticket with worse odds than people think because:
* The move has to exceed the strike **and** cover the premium.
* Implied volatility often collapses before expiration.
* Market makers price in expected moves.
Even if you hit once, this is not a repeatable strategy. Over time, this approach statistically trends toward ruin.
If the goal is “Lambo Saturday,” understand:
* Professional traders risk small fractions of capital per trade (often 0.5–2%).
* Pension capital is long-term compounding money, not speculation capital.
* One bad trade can permanently impair long-term growth.
If you want aggressive exposure, there are ways to structure risk (spreads, defined % allocation, longer dated contracts) that don’t put your entire future on one coin flip.
If you’re serious about making outsized returns, tell me:
* What’s your pension size?
* What’s your risk tolerance (real, not emotional)?
* What’s your time horizon?
Then we can talk about strategies that don’t rely on gambling.
Chatgpt doesnt want ME to play.
CalebVanPoneisen on
Beep boop.
Statistically speaking, the absolute fastest way to own a Lambo by Saturday is to steal one from the dealership today.
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Bing taught him that or was it gemini
I forgot the meme
AI selling options now
ChatGPT will be replacing all Wendy’s jobs, so it checks out.
Follow up. Which option to buy?
he is not wrong. if you don’t get into options, you have infinite wait time to own a lambo.
Short answer: **No.**
An **OTM (out-of-the-money) Friday call** is one of the highest-risk trades you can make.
Here’s what you’re actually doing:
* **OTM call** → The stock has to move significantly in your direction.
* **Friday expiration** → Almost no time left.
* **Time decay (theta)** → Accelerates into expiration.
* **Probability** → Most OTM weekly options expire worthless.
* **Risk profile** → You can lose 100% of your premium in hours.
You’re basically buying a lottery ticket with worse odds than people think because:
* The move has to exceed the strike **and** cover the premium.
* Implied volatility often collapses before expiration.
* Market makers price in expected moves.
Even if you hit once, this is not a repeatable strategy. Over time, this approach statistically trends toward ruin.
If the goal is “Lambo Saturday,” understand:
* Professional traders risk small fractions of capital per trade (often 0.5–2%).
* Pension capital is long-term compounding money, not speculation capital.
* One bad trade can permanently impair long-term growth.
If you want aggressive exposure, there are ways to structure risk (spreads, defined % allocation, longer dated contracts) that don’t put your entire future on one coin flip.
If you’re serious about making outsized returns, tell me:
* What’s your pension size?
* What’s your risk tolerance (real, not emotional)?
* What’s your time horizon?
Then we can talk about strategies that don’t rely on gambling.
Chatgpt doesnt want ME to play.
Beep boop.
Statistically speaking, the absolute fastest way to own a Lambo by Saturday is to steal one from the dealership today.