Im going to sire 1k children so my seed will span the cosmos
Kindly-Explorer1299 on
Oh to be one of those lucky bastards who married a loyal 10 straight out of high school. Maybe I wouldn’t care so much about material things.
No-Improvement3164 on
WDAY ☠️
ai___________ on
WDAY just declared bankruptcy
JakeSal10 on
Praying for an NVDA beat
United-Win-2432 on
Does anyone else truly hate who they are? And can’t change even though they want to?
iShitBloodandCumShit on
The goalposts have officially moved. 7000 used to be free money. 6900 is now free money.
Sea_Amount4181 on
I would prefer for the main talking point of the speech to be how much birth control is in our water supply and what the heck he is going to do about it
Ok_Cry7572 on
Made $400 from market today. Now can afford grass fed beef patties for dinner
kayvonte on
Bers n bulls
SaveTheAles on
What’s the betting market saying how late he will be for his own speech ?
surmoiFire on
WDAY, customers has no more work as they are replaced by AI
jraiv420 on
🌽 instant tank after market close 😂
No-Sympathy-686 on
My Wd puts are gonna PRINT
Helpful-Event5153 on
Unreal. That spike on spy above 688. Instant it happened i tried to sell. Wasn’t fast enough. From +200% to worthless in literal seconds
Mental-Weakness-567 on
I held gains so were definitely all fucked
mtnrnnr802 on
oh boy, tomorrow is gonna be spicy
GoProVI on
I like turtles
JakeSal10 on
Planned on finishing season 3 of GoT from episode 8 for the first time, should I postpone for the state of the union?
cryptohorn on
For all those times I bought workday puts and they never hit. I wasn’t wrong
Fuck you wday
coloredzebra on
Damn, idk if it’s just me, but as I get older my birthday’s start to feel less special 😭
Wtf did you mofos do on your birthday?
Lower-Condition-4104 on
What a day to sell it all and run for the hills. The market gods were kind
kenathen on
dumb 🐻
baller1able on
Which of these 🥭 will talk about tonight?
1. Tariffs
2. Canada
3. Mexico
4. Greenland
5. Iraq
6. Some other dumb shit
7. All the above
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Oh God I held mt MSFT 385’s for tomorrow. Pls don’t make me regret it 😭
Quick 1.6k scalp on the final 10min pump.
Timing the market > Time in the market. 😈
All of us holding puts overnight
https://preview.redd.it/afcrot9obilg1.png?width=2532&format=png&auto=webp&s=10886a9333b9704d35aaf2feb47573e84a3ae901
Im going to sire 1k children so my seed will span the cosmos
Oh to be one of those lucky bastards who married a loyal 10 straight out of high school. Maybe I wouldn’t care so much about material things.
WDAY ☠️
WDAY just declared bankruptcy
Praying for an NVDA beat
Does anyone else truly hate who they are? And can’t change even though they want to?
The goalposts have officially moved. 7000 used to be free money. 6900 is now free money.
I would prefer for the main talking point of the speech to be how much birth control is in our water supply and what the heck he is going to do about it
Made $400 from market today. Now can afford grass fed beef patties for dinner
Bers n bulls
What’s the betting market saying how late he will be for his own speech ?
WDAY, customers has no more work as they are replaced by AI
🌽 instant tank after market close 😂
My Wd puts are gonna PRINT
Unreal. That spike on spy above 688. Instant it happened i tried to sell. Wasn’t fast enough. From +200% to worthless in literal seconds
I held gains so were definitely all fucked
oh boy, tomorrow is gonna be spicy
I like turtles
Planned on finishing season 3 of GoT from episode 8 for the first time, should I postpone for the state of the union?
For all those times I bought workday puts and they never hit. I wasn’t wrong
Fuck you wday
Damn, idk if it’s just me, but as I get older my birthday’s start to feel less special 😭
Wtf did you mofos do on your birthday?
What a day to sell it all and run for the hills. The market gods were kind
dumb 🐻
Which of these 🥭 will talk about tonight?
1. Tariffs
2. Canada
3. Mexico
4. Greenland
5. Iraq
6. Some other dumb shit
7. All the above
Pencils down nerds
Being unemployed sucks
I’m just sitting here with nothing to do bro