is this gonna feed the loss porn addicts here or will I see a calm 100% https://i.redd.it/g2up274exulg1.jpeg Posted by Restarted_Beaver69
AllCapNoBrake on February 26, 2026 3:28 pm https://preview.redd.it/i4keq1usxulg1.jpeg?width=112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b8e76cad70d08f4b771b31f8274f5432c153ae
Mockingjinx on February 26, 2026 3:33 pm Bro…it went up so much yesterday and you decided to buy some 0dte calls today????
cryptohorn on February 26, 2026 3:34 pm https://preview.redd.it/lhopzscqyulg1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc63c37af08bbef1381a54bcf1704e16855f729
Sea_Bear7754 on February 26, 2026 3:34 pm Blow on the cartridge like it’s a Sega Genesis and try again or blow it like a Wendy’s dumpster
CantaloupeUnique6700 on February 26, 2026 3:34 pm buy puts with that 4.8 and you’ll make it back, market will continue to dump
iTouchStuff on February 26, 2026 3:37 pm https://preview.redd.it/icg3xm8bzulg1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce605d629d684e9dd6fae37cda34feafe6226c97
Gnarly_Kefir_Farts on February 26, 2026 3:44 pm Learn to memorize this : bun lettuce cheese patty ketchup mustard bun
Active_Finish2316 on February 26, 2026 3:50 pm This just made me feel better, about selling my puts too early. thank you I needed this
qqthor on February 26, 2026 3:54 pm what percentage of OP’s portfolio are those 35 contracts. We want to know
27onfire on February 26, 2026 4:06 pm Tries to trade for the tax advantage.. turns out it doesn’t fucking matter.
ChickenBasher88 on February 26, 2026 4:35 pm https://preview.redd.it/694o2lfr9vlg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99f70107ba9a5ea802e25fbe47d66b63aba03a54
lithe_silhouette on February 26, 2026 4:53 pm Spy moving just enough to give him some hope. Meanwhile theta
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Thanks for the loss porn
Bro sell and take that 4k tf
Lol
Why would you buy calls
Try not to do it again
4k is plenty to rebuild, be less retarded next time
Sell. Like, last week maybe.
Hold the line you’re in too deep
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You fucking stay the fuck in!!!
try go + not –
Bro…it went up so much yesterday and you decided to buy some 0dte calls today????
https://preview.redd.it/lhopzscqyulg1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc63c37af08bbef1381a54bcf1704e16855f729
Blow on the cartridge like it’s a Sega Genesis and try again or blow it like a Wendy’s dumpster
buy puts with that 4.8 and you’ll make it back, market will continue to dump
Mind as well stay in and go full retard
An hero
Y’all don’t have stop loss?
https://preview.redd.it/icg3xm8bzulg1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce605d629d684e9dd6fae37cda34feafe6226c97
Ask for a refund
Thanks for the liquidity 🐻
You lost someone’s whole salary for the year , GG
Sell and full port into 0DTE
Delete the app!
Pray
One of us 😎
Learn to memorize this : bun lettuce cheese patty ketchup mustard bun
Learn how to suck dick i guess
Long $ROPE
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This just made me feel better, about selling my puts too early. thank you I needed this
lol
what percentage of OP’s portfolio are those 35 contracts. We want to know
Tries to trade for the tax advantage.. turns out it doesn’t fucking matter.
Simulate your returns
https://preview.redd.it/694o2lfr9vlg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99f70107ba9a5ea802e25fbe47d66b63aba03a54
Spy moving just enough to give him some hope. Meanwhile theta