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    Might be going to to Prison soon, help me come out richer

    might be going to prison soon, any recommendations to come out financially in a better position if this is the case?

    will be less than 3 years

    portfolio is around 100k

    if spaceX ipos in March should I all in, and go to jail?

    I dont think leaps will be safe due to the expiry dates.

    give me some ideas my degen brothers

    Might be going to to Prison soon, help me come out richer
    byu/jaimelannista inwallstreetbets



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    3. x7_omega on

      Someone has to say it: airplane ticket, getaway car, boat, whatever is available. And a convicing evidence of your untimely demise due to aneurism or something.

    11. CautiousDirection286 on

      I did a few years.

      If you’re getting sentenced, IE you have a set date you know your probably gonna do time.

      Hoop some weed and tobacco. If your not willing too. Tell people you were picked up randomly off the street. You csnt be going to jail without a package

      Dont politic , dont start touching phones or remotes.

      See whos who, better to ask .

      Its a crap shoot, you could end up on a ganged out range , or a chill one. Your expirence will be different .

      Dont do drugs you can’t afford
      Dont gamble if you cant afford
      If you say your gonna do something for someone, or get your people to do something. Make sure they do it, you will get stabbed or beat up otherwise.

      I just worked out and did my programs.

      I was a junkie loser, I actually found prison better then being homeless.

      Make the best of it, DM if you wanna ask any questions .

      Good luck, hope you avoid doing time.

    13. AusConsoleGamesLFG on

      Have you ever been inside before

      I’ve not been in in the US but elsewhere for a brief shiny

      Lmk if you want some general/broad tips if you haven’t

    17. FistMyPeenHole on

      $UEC. Nuclear Energy is the future. Trading today Feb 28, 2026 at $15.23

      !remindme 3 years

    18. radiantjet on

      Silver and gold will both do exceptionally well in the long term. Options is always a crapshoot but if you want to hold shares for a prolonged period of time? Silver and gold

    19. Asleep_Onion on

      All in on Altria. I have a strong belief that in the next few weeks cigarettes will be the new currency.

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