Most of the world markets down 2% so I don’t see it going much more than that before being bought up
Active_Finish2316 on
Ref I don’t wanna watch no more 🤕
OrangMiskin on
The V is going limp lmao
DrummerCompetitive20 on
What bad news is left?
bears2broke on
#fuck u BITCH
kal14144 on
Port hit by Kuwaiti air defense 😢
auroraavm on
maybe get out before we’re down 20%. SPY isn’t immortal
bears2broke on
#SUPER SHREK
FUBOSOFI on
Selling my RTX at open and buying more biotechs for hotboy biotech summer
Moepenmoes on
This year is already cooked, can we skip to 2027?
AwkwardNovel7 on
NVDA RISE MY PHOENIX 🐦🔥
Urzuck on
BREAKING NEWS: bols fuk
LasyKuuga on
Claude AI is down
Sam Fraudman is behind this I can feel it 😡
saintmitchy on
Not sure why people here keep giving Iran so much shit. They are doing everything they can to keep the DOW below 50,000 and keep crime illegal. Sounds a little patriotic to me.
peanuts-in-my-jelly on
boomers staring at their 401k balances about to rug the market
throwawaydonaldinho on
There will be a opening pump. It will be fake.
ComfortablePiglet842 on
In a few hours Iran ‘war’ will be a distant memory and stocks are just gonna do their thing. Remember to usa people and global investors iran is a little ant. They don’t have nukes and they currently don’t even have leadership. It’s done and over and people are going to move on
Fineous40 on
I still think this is part of Elon’s plan to sell more electric cars.
EmuIntrepid7374 on
I hate when there’s an accident in the morning. Bro go sleep more
teamyg on
Continue to cover QQQ short around 598.6 (from 606.6) and took profit, 😂😂😂
Fine_Specialists on
All stocks are down retards stop freaking out about Google it’s the whole sector. Some of yall are clearly new.
StonklordBenno on
What do i buy?
Spanisbro2 on
NVDA has been dead money since last August more or less lol
Commercial_Seat_3704 on
This market feels eerily similar to 2022. And if you weren’t around then that year was straight ass.
itzybidzySPYder on
I’m going to try my best to make money today, but the main outcome I hope to achieve is to not feel down about the results. Emotional consistency > results, at least for me.
R3dFiveStandingBye on
Bet the opening candle will rise so high it will be intercepted by the the iron dome
aew2019 on
No crying in the casino, folks!
Excellent_Row8297 on
Upvote if you have gray hair and have seen the US bomb a Middle Eastern country every decade you’ve been alive.
Downvote if you’re a gey behr.
Fine_Specialists on
#NVDA GANG Members still here and not in fear!!!
arod7432 on
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
Overall-Fold-9720 on
I can accept getting deployed in Iran if it’s to protect shareholders value.
But I won’t suffer being in the same squad as a bear.
deevee12 on
How long until 🥭 gets scared about the stock market and backs out of the whole operation? I mean declares victory
ercanbas on
Spy $650 today
ModsAreNEETs on
Scared money don’t make money…
I’m scared🥲
cannythecat on
A lot of you said were so confident we’d open green
EnginrA on
Why are we red
hioman01 on
If you know, you know. Calls.
Current-Tale8250 on
Attack on New York any day now.. callin it.
fuck_zebster on
There is going to be a surge of boomers wearing baseball caps now .
ShopWhileHungry on
what a cluster fuck 🥴
type_error on
My portfolio is winning so much I don’t know what to do with it
Critical_Survey_975 on
So the “believe it or not,calls” thesis isn’t coming to fruition
DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY on
I know everyone is distracted by the Iran shenanigans, but don’t forget, it’s the first Monday of the month! Smegma cleaning day! I’ll be making the rounds later to…collect
twostroke1 on
The guberment sniping the top of the market by boasting about a $50k Dow during a pedo trial will be in history books.
sloanemonroe on
The ageless question of is it too late for puts?
teamyg on
Bought more META at 637.5, what a deal.
_bigmeatyklaws on
930 is gonna be WILD
KittyLover-7 on
Barely breaking the spx 6800 lows since the new year started
If it doesn’t break and hold that today then we good
FullCopy on
**Khameni last meeting transcripts:**
Thank you for coming on such short notice. And on a Saturday. I’m sure your wives are thrilled.
Today’s topic: RTO and Unlimited PTO.
It’s important we are together. Every day. In person. Alignment requires proximity.
As for Unlimited PTO. It is unlimited. In theory. Taking it, however, would signal weakness.”
Remember: culture isn’t built in Slack. It’s built in rooms where no one is comfortable leaving.
Finally, who ordered Einstein bagels, again? I said last time…
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Most of the world markets down 2% so I don’t see it going much more than that before being bought up
Ref I don’t wanna watch no more 🤕
The V is going limp lmao
What bad news is left?
#fuck u BITCH
Port hit by Kuwaiti air defense 😢
maybe get out before we’re down 20%. SPY isn’t immortal
#SUPER SHREK
Selling my RTX at open and buying more biotechs for hotboy biotech summer
This year is already cooked, can we skip to 2027?
NVDA RISE MY PHOENIX 🐦🔥
BREAKING NEWS: bols fuk
Claude AI is down
Sam Fraudman is behind this I can feel it 😡
Not sure why people here keep giving Iran so much shit. They are doing everything they can to keep the DOW below 50,000 and keep crime illegal. Sounds a little patriotic to me.
boomers staring at their 401k balances about to rug the market
There will be a opening pump. It will be fake.
In a few hours Iran ‘war’ will be a distant memory and stocks are just gonna do their thing. Remember to usa people and global investors iran is a little ant. They don’t have nukes and they currently don’t even have leadership. It’s done and over and people are going to move on
I still think this is part of Elon’s plan to sell more electric cars.
I hate when there’s an accident in the morning. Bro go sleep more
Continue to cover QQQ short around 598.6 (from 606.6) and took profit, 😂😂😂
All stocks are down retards stop freaking out about Google it’s the whole sector. Some of yall are clearly new.
What do i buy?
NVDA has been dead money since last August more or less lol
This market feels eerily similar to 2022. And if you weren’t around then that year was straight ass.
I’m going to try my best to make money today, but the main outcome I hope to achieve is to not feel down about the results. Emotional consistency > results, at least for me.
Bet the opening candle will rise so high it will be intercepted by the the iron dome
No crying in the casino, folks!
Upvote if you have gray hair and have seen the US bomb a Middle Eastern country every decade you’ve been alive.
Downvote if you’re a gey behr.
#NVDA GANG Members still here and not in fear!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
I can accept getting deployed in Iran if it’s to protect shareholders value.
But I won’t suffer being in the same squad as a bear.
How long until 🥭 gets scared about the stock market and backs out of the whole operation? I mean declares victory
Spy $650 today
Scared money don’t make money…
I’m scared🥲
A lot of you said were so confident we’d open green
Why are we red
If you know, you know. Calls.
Attack on New York any day now.. callin it.
There is going to be a surge of boomers wearing baseball caps now .
what a cluster fuck 🥴
My portfolio is winning so much I don’t know what to do with it
So the “believe it or not,calls” thesis isn’t coming to fruition
I know everyone is distracted by the Iran shenanigans, but don’t forget, it’s the first Monday of the month! Smegma cleaning day! I’ll be making the rounds later to…collect
The guberment sniping the top of the market by boasting about a $50k Dow during a pedo trial will be in history books.
The ageless question of is it too late for puts?
Bought more META at 637.5, what a deal.
930 is gonna be WILD
Barely breaking the spx 6800 lows since the new year started
If it doesn’t break and hold that today then we good
**Khameni last meeting transcripts:**
Thank you for coming on such short notice. And on a Saturday. I’m sure your wives are thrilled.
Today’s topic: RTO and Unlimited PTO.
It’s important we are together. Every day. In person. Alignment requires proximity.
As for Unlimited PTO. It is unlimited. In theory. Taking it, however, would signal weakness.”
Remember: culture isn’t built in Slack. It’s built in rooms where no one is comfortable leaving.
Finally, who ordered Einstein bagels, again? I said last time…