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    $100-$12000 in 52 hours

    Hello regards, this weekend was quite great. I got drunk as FUCK on friday and at 4 AM saturday I decided to throw $100 at the online casino (stock market that doesn’t close) and ran it up to $8000 playing blackjack. This morning when the money hit my account, I wired robinhood $6000 and bought those $686 0dte spy calls and made another $4,000. I figured that yahu and mango wouldn’t let the market sag after such a wonderful weekend. I couldn’t afford a haircut last week, and i’m unemployed in college so i’m really gay, maybe the most gay i’ve been in my life. Here’s some pictures of the blackjack run and gainz.

    Do i have to pay taxes on this?

    also whats the next move

    https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1rizsb1

    Posted by Jaded-Examination-15

    43 Comments

    2. AussieJeffProbst on

      > Do I have to pay taxes on this?

      🤣🤣 Depends how degenerate you are

    7. todayistheday26 on

      This guy gets money go enjoy a strip club and trick on a stripper you’ll feel better bout yourself lmfaoo

    15. lawlawgwlaw on

      You don’t have to pay taxes on it if you lost it all back. (Actually you still have to pay taxes because you can only deduct 90 percent in trumps America)

    16. BakedSteak on

      For the love of God you will hate yourself next couple years if you don’t put aside at least 3k for taxes. Only pay for your next plays with post-tax gains

    17. TomatoSpecialist6879 on

      Don’t worry 🥭 fired most of the IRS leadership, the rest either quit in protest or are actively doing nothing. You are probably safe for the entire term before they start noticing, that gives you about 3 years to prepare your move to Cayman Islands

    19. HuntersMoon19 on

      If you don’t file taxes you never have to pay taxes.

      IRS hates this one trick.

    22. bumphuckery on

      A mix of ETFs and… you know what?

      You won’t. Just buy more options and get that sweet, sweet money.

    29. Cesaw_ on

      This is why online gambling should be illegal. It’s much much harder to get to a physical casino “drunk as fuck” at 4am. No one should be able to lose money this easily (obv he won, but he got lucky)

    32. Seadog98 on

      $12000 to $0 in 2 hours. Seriously tho be careful brother, melting profits hurts way more than gaining em

    40. hmmmmmmmmmmmmO on

      I didn’t know this is a behind the scenes look into the new FedEx CEO movie

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