Tell them only nerds would block it, they dont want to be a NERD do they?
kryptonyk on
Wasn’t this already the case since the start, or at least expected?
ungoungo on
Pamp it
CoC_Axis_of_Evil on
Iraq times four, this is the minimum that’s going to happen.
anotherloserhere on
Block it with what?
AN_here on
Calls. LFG
Top_Category_2526 on
Stocks only go up
ahijo on
They lost their naval base and 9 of their ships, are they gonna attack with bows and arrows?
universemonitor on
They already attacked at least 3 ships/ boats since this all began
Azman6 on
Iran telling the world no more straight, only 🌈🐻
Best-Bodybuilder9015 on
Come on baby, let’s pump
Unlucky-Prize on
Calls it is
Thin_Cat8817 on
They probably cant close it, but they can launch enough drones to make it too risky/expensive for ships to pass. Input costs on everything about to go up
Donald can kiss his rate cut dreams good bye. “4D chess”
VhickyParm on
Hormuz is now gay everyone
looool_k_libtard on
Ok so just have people carry the oil instead of by ship. It’s not that far of a run to other continents. Should be able to get to America in a few hours.
Arbiter637 on
“Iran you cant say the Strait is closed when you have no ships”
“I didnt say it I declared it”
ozz3121 on
Perfect. I’m now ready for my kayak voyage through the strait!
Material_Shirt_2848 on
Submarine oil tankers?
Thotmas01 on
They gave bears an extra day in the market to get their puts in order.
Chon231 on
I just want to know when my DHT calls will print
TigerWooded on
Priced in…
Realisticopia on
I’m more concerned about US troops being moved into the region
Past_Carpet8529 on
US gonna bomb whoever fucks with shipping.
How they gonna hit shipping when deds
DE_HI on
Hormuz closing is just Synergistic Logistic Compression for maximum margin efficiency. SPY ending green is a Quantitative IQ-Vaporization Event for every sub-human 🌈🐻 who thought geopolitics mattered.
NorthvilleGolf on
Why is the market not down? I’m looking for a bargain.
Svenray on
We need to build the USS Ronald Mcdonald and send it there. It could have arches that good ships can sail through.
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Why we pumping then
Tell them only nerds would block it, they dont want to be a NERD do they?
Wasn’t this already the case since the start, or at least expected?
Pamp it
Iraq times four, this is the minimum that’s going to happen.
Block it with what?
Calls. LFG
Stocks only go up
They lost their naval base and 9 of their ships, are they gonna attack with bows and arrows?
They already attacked at least 3 ships/ boats since this all began
Iran telling the world no more straight, only 🌈🐻
Come on baby, let’s pump
Calls it is
They probably cant close it, but they can launch enough drones to make it too risky/expensive for ships to pass. Input costs on everything about to go up
Donald can kiss his rate cut dreams good bye. “4D chess”
Hormuz is now gay everyone
Ok so just have people carry the oil instead of by ship. It’s not that far of a run to other continents. Should be able to get to America in a few hours.
“Iran you cant say the Strait is closed when you have no ships”
“I didnt say it I declared it”
Perfect. I’m now ready for my kayak voyage through the strait!
Submarine oil tankers?
They gave bears an extra day in the market to get their puts in order.
I just want to know when my DHT calls will print
Priced in…
I’m more concerned about US troops being moved into the region
US gonna bomb whoever fucks with shipping.
How they gonna hit shipping when deds
Hormuz closing is just Synergistic Logistic Compression for maximum margin efficiency. SPY ending green is a Quantitative IQ-Vaporization Event for every sub-human 🌈🐻 who thought geopolitics mattered.
Why is the market not down? I’m looking for a bargain.
We need to build the USS Ronald Mcdonald and send it there. It could have arches that good ships can sail through.