Are we getting a spring/summer rally or are we fucked
banned_maan on
Axti free money machine
Neat-Concentrate-239 on
I am EXTREMELY poor and the government is sending me back 10k as a tax rebate….
WHAT DO?
Confident_Bee1447 on
SOFI
Inevitable_Fuel7244 on
are the satellite people going to report earnings wtf are they doing
NeedleworkerOne8258 on
ASTS ready for the dump already
ThatFreakImHim on
Mongo time
Applepyes on
MongoDB down 22%
Status-Net2947 on
XRP bros on suicide watch seeing BTC being more green
Initial_Ad_9250 on
Ever since 🍈 has outed himself as a bitch i have been hearing mars by Gustav holst on a loop. Now what kind of insecure little pussy gives up on a little challenge bro, what a badass theme song. He paraded himself a champion at doom or quake or something right, does that man even know the lore. Pathetic.
AggieDem on
All that drama just to end flat.
Theta gang did 9/11.
diefy7321 on
Until oil refineries get blown up, hermuff is a nothing burger
Internal_Field5970 on
All we need is an EOD crypto dump to make this day truly magical (unless you’re in the Middle East)
FineJuggernaut3295 on
MDB pulling a DUOL
TheoryInttro on
Fuck. My boring, safe boomer dividend shares in an oil producer jumped 6% today. It was supposed to stay flattish and pay cash dividends to fuel the gambling. This is a bad sign for the rest of the port because when the oil producer jumps because of expensive oil, everything else that has to use oil tanks.
NeedleworkerOne8258 on
WHAT A V ON A MONGO DB LETSSSS GOOOO BULLS 🥳
cashflow_ on
I lost 6lbs since I started tracking my weight on Feb 25 😎
Pancheel on
Is there an ETF with the most evil companies from a wide variety of sectors?
I have the sensation it is the most successful.
andrewe92 on
Bend over and take it?
Hot_Philosopher_6558 on
“THE WAR DIDNT IMPACT THE MARKET”, yes it did. The Spy priced in the rumors of the war, thats why we didn’t tank and this also explains why silver fell (sold the news).
Tillfatfire on
Ath wen
Status-Net2947 on
MongoloidDB
Dragao99 on
asts bullish
MeowMeowTiger on
if market continues to rise i’ll continue to sell
corundum9 on
sofi cooking
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/BetApprehensive8433 made a bet that SPY would go to 660.0 within **1 day** when it was 683.657 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
SPY opened up down 1.10% and we ended green. Man if held puts over the weekend, you literally only had a few minutes to sell for a profit 😭
orsomeshitidk on
The heat death of the universe is priced in at this point. Bullshit
jda823 on
What a waste of a perfectly good trading day
Few_Egg3567 on
🎵 can we forget about the puts I bought when I was drunk, I didn’t mean to margin that 🎵
tombrady011235 on
The stock market isn’t a gauge of international relations. It’s an investment in a company’s finances. Most companies in the S&P have little to no exposure to Iran
persua on
QUBT making less money than your neighborhood lemonade stand, let’s see how long this stays green AH
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/EmbarrassedKoala3982 made a bet that ASTS would go to 100.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 82.69 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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The market dont care about sand people
AI money is to he made by plumbers and builders
Are we getting a spring/summer rally or are we fucked
Axti free money machine
I am EXTREMELY poor and the government is sending me back 10k as a tax rebate….
WHAT DO?
SOFI
are the satellite people going to report earnings wtf are they doing
ASTS ready for the dump already
Mongo time
MongoDB down 22%
XRP bros on suicide watch seeing BTC being more green
Ever since 🍈 has outed himself as a bitch i have been hearing mars by Gustav holst on a loop. Now what kind of insecure little pussy gives up on a little challenge bro, what a badass theme song. He paraded himself a champion at doom or quake or something right, does that man even know the lore. Pathetic.
All that drama just to end flat.
Theta gang did 9/11.
Until oil refineries get blown up, hermuff is a nothing burger
All we need is an EOD crypto dump to make this day truly magical (unless you’re in the Middle East)
MDB pulling a DUOL
Fuck. My boring, safe boomer dividend shares in an oil producer jumped 6% today. It was supposed to stay flattish and pay cash dividends to fuel the gambling. This is a bad sign for the rest of the port because when the oil producer jumps because of expensive oil, everything else that has to use oil tanks.
WHAT A V ON A MONGO DB LETSSSS GOOOO BULLS 🥳
I lost 6lbs since I started tracking my weight on Feb 25 😎
Is there an ETF with the most evil companies from a wide variety of sectors?
I have the sensation it is the most successful.
Bend over and take it?
“THE WAR DIDNT IMPACT THE MARKET”, yes it did. The Spy priced in the rumors of the war, thats why we didn’t tank and this also explains why silver fell (sold the news).
Ath wen
MongoloidDB
asts bullish
if market continues to rise i’ll continue to sell
sofi cooking
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/BetApprehensive8433 made a bet that SPY would go to 660.0 within **1 day** when it was 683.657 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 2 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Stne bout to squeeze some 🌈 bers
I wonder how Ramadan is going..?
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Yesterday, I asked ChatGPT to write a schizoid paragraph explaining why the market would be green today.
It was right. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/mcvsz4HBJE
GAH-LEEE
Alright bull. Bend over
SPY opened up down 1.10% and we ended green. Man if held puts over the weekend, you literally only had a few minutes to sell for a profit 😭
The heat death of the universe is priced in at this point. Bullshit
What a waste of a perfectly good trading day
🎵 can we forget about the puts I bought when I was drunk, I didn’t mean to margin that 🎵
The stock market isn’t a gauge of international relations. It’s an investment in a company’s finances. Most companies in the S&P have little to no exposure to Iran
QUBT making less money than your neighborhood lemonade stand, let’s see how long this stays green AH
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/EmbarrassedKoala3982 made a bet that ASTS would go to 100.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 82.69 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 12 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Why is my port up?
It is 100% calls on AMD tomorrow whether we drop or not.
MDB puts will pay 🔥
Microsoft 500 tomorrow 😏
WAR! What is it good for??
Actually nothing apparently.