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    1. Neat-Concentrate-239 on

      I am EXTREMELY poor and the government is sending me back 10k as a tax rebate….

      WHAT DO?

    2. Inevitable_Fuel7244 on

      are the satellite people going to report earnings wtf are they doing

    3. Initial_Ad_9250 on

      Ever since 🍈 has outed himself as a bitch i have been hearing mars by Gustav holst on a loop. Now what kind of insecure little pussy gives up on a little challenge bro, what a badass theme song. He paraded himself a champion at doom or quake or something right, does that man even know the lore. Pathetic.

    4. Internal_Field5970 on

      All we need is an EOD crypto dump to make this day truly magical (unless you’re in the Middle East)

    5. TheoryInttro on

      Fuck. My boring, safe boomer dividend shares in an oil producer jumped 6% today. It was supposed to stay flattish and pay cash dividends to fuel the gambling. This is a bad sign for the rest of the port because when the oil producer jumps because of expensive oil, everything else that has to use oil tanks.

    6. Is there an ETF with the most evil companies from a wide variety of sectors?

      I have the sensation it is the most successful.

    7. Hot_Philosopher_6558 on

      “THE WAR DIDNT IMPACT THE MARKET”, yes it did. The Spy priced in the rumors of the war, thats why we didn’t tank and this also explains why silver fell (sold the news).

    8. #Ban Bet Lost

      /u/BetApprehensive8433 made a bet that SPY would go to 660.0 within **1 day** when it was 683.657 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

      Their record is now 1 wins and 2 losses

      [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

    9. SPY opened up down 1.10% and we ended green. Man if held puts over the weekend, you literally only had a few minutes to sell for a profit 😭

    10. 🎵 can we forget about the puts I bought when I was drunk, I didn’t mean to margin that 🎵

    11. tombrady011235 on

      The stock market isn’t a gauge of international relations. It’s an investment in a company’s finances. Most companies in the S&P have little to no exposure to Iran

    12. QUBT making less money than your neighborhood lemonade stand, let’s see how long this stays green AH

    13. #Ban Bet Lost

      /u/EmbarrassedKoala3982 made a bet that ASTS would go to 100.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 82.69 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

      Their record is now 0 wins and 12 losses

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