cant wait to get bent over by the second biggest V in history after your mom https://i.redd.it/2l0on0uoptmg1.jpeg Posted by thenelston
Extreme_Green_1708 on March 3, 2026 12:28 pm I’m selling this at open but that’s also why I don’t have 1 milli in the account
Cash_Saucey on March 3, 2026 12:45 pm I Bought a few 680 3/13 puts right before close yesterday. I think ima sell at open 😅
chrissurra on March 3, 2026 12:46 pm You should take your profits to the titty bar. Spread the wealth like Jesus did. Amen.
No_Carpenter_2980 on March 3, 2026 12:56 pm https://preview.redd.it/uyjditf5vtmg1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca43243686d91f1fe51fdf37adecb24234d327c
lithe_silhouette on March 3, 2026 1:04 pm Bro, this is not the time to upset the guy in the sky, on the contrary, by 9.30 you should be praying to everyone like the guy in the mummy
octopus4488 on March 3, 2026 1:17 pm Thank you for your sacrifice. Every March 3rd we will eat an easter bunny under a huge PLTR icon in your honor.
EpsteinDrive400 on March 3, 2026 1:31 pm Yea gonna be up $40k at open likely. You could sell 60-70 of them at open to cover the initial cost and then let the other 30-40 ride
neverpost4 on March 3, 2026 1:40 pm ‘member the Liberation Day last year? April 3, 2025 SPY down almost 5%. Then April 4, 2025 down 6%. After Big TACO on April 9, 2025, shoot back up 10%.
SlothsonSpeed on March 3, 2026 1:43 pm Yeah you gonna be atleast tripling that son, if 250-300k ain’t enough for you idk what will be
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I’m selling this at open but that’s also why I don’t have 1 milli in the account
Godspeed
Respect
Getting my popcorn ready.
I Bought a few 680 3/13 puts right before close yesterday. I think ima sell at open 😅
You should take your profits to the titty bar. Spread the wealth like Jesus did.
Amen.
https://preview.redd.it/uyjditf5vtmg1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca43243686d91f1fe51fdf37adecb24234d327c
Enjoy your ill-gotten gains. /s
i got one 686P yesterday before close
Something something golden calf 🤦♀️
Bro, this is not the time to upset the guy in the sky, on the contrary, by 9.30 you should be praying to everyone like the guy in the mummy
Thank you for your sacrifice. Every March 3rd we will eat an easter bunny under a huge PLTR icon in your honor.
Keep my moms out of your dirty carpenter-mouth
Yea gonna be up $40k at open likely. You could sell 60-70 of them at open to cover the initial cost and then let the other 30-40 ride
SPY gonna hit 800 this month now
‘member the Liberation Day last year?
April 3, 2025 SPY down almost 5%. Then April 4, 2025 down 6%.
After Big TACO on April 9, 2025, shoot back up 10%.
Yeah you gonna be atleast tripling that son, if 250-300k ain’t enough for you idk what will be