I bought 50k worth of 1dte calls to hold through my college class with a strict no technology policy. I checked my phone after class was done to witness this.
Every once in a while I swear Donny makes me gay
I did realize these since I bought 1.3~ per contract to something like 4.65~ per contract. I do not trust Donny.
I’m new to using Fidelity for anything but holding so I have no idea how to see the gains in a non-confusing way especially since they don’t allow more than 200 contracts per order.
Also Fidelity sucks like I literally only have this so I have to struggle to yolo and actually think about it
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Posted by FlizzashPC
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Yoooooooo
Stop doing this, otherwise the only college you’ll be attending is Wendy’s University
AYOOOO CONGRATS
Free tuition!
Lol, congrats regard.
Paper trade
fk u
Sometimes being a regard can pay off
So lemme get this straight, you lolo’ed 50k as a college student on 1dte QQQ call; and by some miracle tweet from the president, got blessed with a 200% gain?
Can you fathom the probability of that happening? Next time you do this, it’s Wendy’s.
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Bro take half out and play with the rest. Stop doing full Yolo’s you will eventually get burned.
Lucky bastard you got lucky af today or work as a staffer at the WH
I had maybe 50 cents in college.
Ive seen this exact “story” before
So who do you know on the trump team?
Where the fuck do kids get 50k in college? Jesus I was barely living off of $200 a week.
Remember to set aside money for tax. Congrats
Just imagine how much you could make if you did this with your tuition!
Can’t wait for your next post where you’ve lost 171k
Sometimes i feel like hedge funds post on here to attract more degens to buy short term dte calls in the hope of miracle, so they can fuck us out of our money even more. And this is coming from someone trading a lot of 0/1dtes cause high risk high reward …. but yoloing $100 is different from 50k at once
You should be teaching the class
Take the win. Pay the taxes. Invest in a low cost index fund and never do this again
Invest first, learn second.
Pepperdine I bet.
I got $100 / week donating plasma and most of it went to pot, alcohol, or Wendy’s itself
You’re a legend
Hey Barron, what is your draft exemption?
Paper trade nice job
Cash out and just buy schd while in college lol.
Fuckin wild. Count your blessings kid