Oracle stock jumps 7% on earnings beat and increased guidance as cloud revenue climbs 44% https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/10/oracle-orcl-q3-earnings-report-2026.html Posted by Force_Hammer
Svenray on March 10, 2026 9:35 pm [https://youtu.be/u1lF8nHc4Yk?si=uGW3V7xXAI7FPqeG&t=32](https://youtu.be/u1lF8nHc4Yk?si=uGW3V7xXAI7FPqeG&t=32)
Initial_Ad_9250 on March 10, 2026 9:36 pm Someone divided by 0 on that calculations sheet didn’t they
alien_on_acid on March 10, 2026 10:11 pm Fkin pos ate half of my gains from shorting AVAV. Fk you Larry
overitallofittoo on March 10, 2026 10:27 pm For an old boring company it’s been quite a ride this year!
microlinux on March 10, 2026 10:45 pm Just a few hundred more escalating quarters and they’ll be well on the way to paying off debt!
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[https://youtu.be/u1lF8nHc4Yk?si=uGW3V7xXAI7FPqeG&t=32](https://youtu.be/u1lF8nHc4Yk?si=uGW3V7xXAI7FPqeG&t=32)
Someone divided by 0 on that calculations sheet didn’t they
7%?! Excuse me … 9.59% …
Fooled me once 😉
Thanks for buying my puts guysÂ
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Fkin pos ate half of my gains from shorting AVAV.
Fk you Larry
For an old boring company it’s been quite a ride this year!
Just a few hundred more escalating quarters and they’ll be well on the way to paying off debt!
Grow some hair man, sheesh