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    What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 13, 2026

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    4. DefiantDelta on

      they sold off metals all day just to have to buy them back later higher once they cover their asses. incredible

    9. ViridianEight on

      The US is so smart attacking a government which has spent its entire existence preparing for a defensive war with absolutely no plan

    11. GalaxyShaper on

      Spent the entire day watching several different stocks crawl sideways for 8 hours and not a cent earned or lost. Life of a stock trader sometimes 

    12. orsomeshitidk on

      If we all stopped going to work for two weeks we could demand whatever we wanted lol

    14. NotMe357 on

      “BREAKING: Sperm Racing has announced the 2026 Sperm Racing World Cup, where participants from 128 countries will compete for a $100,000 grand prize.”

      Better join this than work behind Wendy lol

    15. 31andnotdone on

      $ULTA just made me feel all tingly inside

      i have puts

      ^(this is where first move is fake)

    23. Numerous-Stand-1841 on

      BREAKING: DONNIE T PERSONALLY ANNOUNCES Q4 GDP AT 420.69% AND IT’S COMPLETELY REAL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER.

    25. BrokeDickRizz on

      Yall don’t want to hear this, but Hillary wants to get fucked in the ass less than JD.

    28. TimingEzaBitch on

      we pump tomorrow so they can crash the market over the weekend just to be in the +0 on Monday open.

    31. VisualMod on

      #Ban Bet Won
      —

      /u/DickiesDippinDicks made a bet that ADBE would go to 260.0 within **3 hours** when it was 270.25 and it did, congrats fucker.

      Their record is now 2 wins and 4 losses

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    32. DeltaVx_ on

      AI kills ADBE over time. That company’s only real asset at this point it acrobat and the .PDF

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