Bearish in cash and bullish on my dumb immunology cancer stocks only
Clean-Director-7340 on
Way too much winning, please sir, stop the winning, this is too much.
justarandumthrowaway on
Yo Jay p whys it so fucking windy out? Look into fixing that that thx
KittyLover-7 on
20% from spx 7000 would be 5600
cashflow_ on
ON MONDAY IM GOING TO PANAMA FOR ONE DAY TO EXIT AND REENTER THE COUNTRY TO GET A NEW VISA STAMP. MY EX IS GONNA TAKE CARE OF REMY. HE LOVES HER SO HE WILL BE HAPPY THE TRAITOR
_ThisDickAintFree_ on
Got calls this morning expiring on the 27th. Still got fucking rekt.
BrokeDickRizz on
We either open at 650 or 680 and no in between
Hot_Philosopher_6558 on
world is ending, should have bought bitcoin at 60k
YourCautionaryTale on
I wonder if the crypto decline could be traced to the onslaught of legal sports gambling and predictions.
Seems like the venn diagram there has to be an O
Rare-ish_Birb on
Do puppies and their moms remember each other, even years later, if they were separated at 6 weeks?
Jagged_Tide on
Need my gambling fix so I threw 200 into eth just to feel something
WrexyWrex on
the supportive flows in the room with us right now? hello? supportive flows? where are you?
Fast-Steak-7730 on
why do i get anxiety when im in profit but none when im in the red
ai___________ on
The single fact that Iran is selling visa for the strait is the reason why this won’t get de-escalated
LeakMyBigBowls on
Always in shambos never in lambos
kuporific on
Past few days volume has been insane.
March 12
AAPL – 408,000 Trillion
META – 116,000 Trillion
GOOGL – 249,000 Trillion
It’s a good sign to see volume several orders magnitude above normal, right?
ConsiderationKey1658 on
About to go hard on some $3 lo mein
callsonreddit on
US sending 5,000 marines and sailors to support war efforts in Middle East
I really just woke up at 3 am, convinced myself a lamborghini would be a good idea and spent 40 minutes on my phone before realizing that’s a retarded idea.
rip sleep
memorex00 on
So Cuba tomorrow?
Extension-Change-441 on
kinda wanna buy monday lottos but puts are so expensive and I don’t want to donate to theta
Deadsea3132 on
They are waiting to set a single footstep on Iran until market is fully closed
Comprehensive-Eye547 on
How much worse will it get depends if
Puts print monday
sirkarmalots on
down another 2% total, what a great start to a year
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Bearish in cash and bullish on my dumb immunology cancer stocks only
Way too much winning, please sir, stop the winning, this is too much.
Yo Jay p whys it so fucking windy out? Look into fixing that that thx
20% from spx 7000 would be 5600
ON MONDAY IM GOING TO PANAMA FOR ONE DAY TO EXIT AND REENTER THE COUNTRY TO GET A NEW VISA STAMP. MY EX IS GONNA TAKE CARE OF REMY. HE LOVES HER SO HE WILL BE HAPPY THE TRAITOR
Got calls this morning expiring on the 27th. Still got fucking rekt.
We either open at 650 or 680 and no in between
world is ending, should have bought bitcoin at 60k
I wonder if the crypto decline could be traced to the onslaught of legal sports gambling and predictions.
Seems like the venn diagram there has to be an O
Do puppies and their moms remember each other, even years later, if they were separated at 6 weeks?
Need my gambling fix so I threw 200 into eth just to feel something
the supportive flows in the room with us right now? hello? supportive flows? where are you?
why do i get anxiety when im in profit but none when im in the red
The single fact that Iran is selling visa for the strait is the reason why this won’t get de-escalated
Always in shambos never in lambos
Past few days volume has been insane.
March 12
AAPL – 408,000 Trillion
META – 116,000 Trillion
GOOGL – 249,000 Trillion
It’s a good sign to see volume several orders magnitude above normal, right?
About to go hard on some $3 lo mein
US sending 5,000 marines and sailors to support war efforts in Middle East
[https://news.sky.com/video/us-sending-5-000-marines-and-sailors-to-support-war-efforts-in-middle-east-13519368](https://news.sky.com/video/us-sending-5-000-marines-and-sailors-to-support-war-efforts-in-middle-east-13519368)
Very excited for oil futures to hit $250 and Nasdaq opens -11% Sunday night after they up it from 2500 soldiers to 450,000 soldiers
What if we just pump some water to the strait and make it wider?
Market closed. Where’s the Iran ground invasion announcement? We are ready mr. President
I may go all cash with buy limit orders when I’m on Spring Break with my family.
Spy is going to be bigly green on Monday, this is the way
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/InversionRecovery made a bet that SPY would go to 670.5693 within **3 hours** when it was 663.93 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 7 wins and 9 losses
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I am stocked up on sealed bags of rice, have a whole steer in my freezer, and a ton of .308 ammo.
Willing to trade for gold lmao
This reminds of the time they closed the Valley of Sugondeez
Tesla flying AI Tanks, calls
So you can suddenly buy puts and just make money every single day? Interesting.
iam 80% put and 20% on call – if morons buy the market then atleast my 20% can help to regain the loss .
As soon as trump started glazing the dow at 50k and people started making jokes, that shit dumped hardd.
Massive quantities of MRK options bought in last hour.
I’d guess the situation in Strait of Hormuz is #1 priority this weekend for administration.
Hopefully there’s at least “concepts of a plan” on next steps by Monday’s open.
Yoloed 20k into gamestore calls, in case anyone was curious about the unrelenting drill there today 🤡
Zoom out and.. SPY is less than -3% YTD and 6% off its ATH.. lol.
We eating Ramen tonight boys
Thanks to the hedge puts this morning, I managed to keep my bleeding portfolio green somehow. Somewhat anxious for next week.
https://preview.redd.it/h0nwh14pdvog1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b627d38370440fa168aba1bea2532946b030190b
The weekend can’t hurt me
I really just woke up at 3 am, convinced myself a lamborghini would be a good idea and spent 40 minutes on my phone before realizing that’s a retarded idea.
rip sleep
So Cuba tomorrow?
kinda wanna buy monday lottos but puts are so expensive and I don’t want to donate to theta
They are waiting to set a single footstep on Iran until market is fully closed
How much worse will it get depends if
Puts print monday
down another 2% total, what a great start to a year