They told me the war was good for market volatility
They told me the war was good for market volatility
https://v.redd.it/4uhizvebh0pg1
Posted by illyousion
17 Comments
Oksann_ on
lmao “good for volatility” yeah in the same way a hurricane is “good for swimming.
Ordinary_News_6455 on
That’s not a lot of money.
jumpijehosaphat on
the math is wrong. it should balance out to $0
CalebVanPoneisen on
Keep going you stupid mother rubber! Next time it’s positive, negative, positive, negative, and you stop on the positive once you’ve got a few dozen million bucks you utter fopdoodle!
juveyjords on
I loved the part when I was -$170K on paper and then was +30k green
Bradley182 on
where can I get a monkey?
kerrykingzgo-T on
I feel attacked
luckydmd on
100x the amount
Snowbrawler on
You need to use leverage duh
Meet-me-behind-bins on
Volatility is just an opportunity to practice pretending to guess what might happen
Airboomba on
Lord Wojack knows best
mattjouff on
It is, but you’re not good at market volatility.
assholy_than_thou on
Now x that by 10, and that’s me.
Plus_Tip_1005 on
I have never enjoyed investing/ trading less. April tariff’s, stock manipulation, war mongering 🤮 #somuchwinning 🤮
Peyote-Rick on
War is like meth, a little bit is great and makes you able to work like crazy. Too much or bad meth is disruptive. You’ll be paranoid that there are snipers outside so you pop fire extinguishers as you run to your car to escape, so you can send 5,000 marines to an island with a deep water port for super tankers.
IslandVisible5023 on
Well , war is good if you stop the video on the proper time
Interesting_Fox5311 on
Never expected my silly boring oil stocks to make me rich lol
17 Comments
lmao “good for volatility” yeah in the same way a hurricane is “good for swimming.
That’s not a lot of money.
the math is wrong. it should balance out to $0
Keep going you stupid mother rubber! Next time it’s positive, negative, positive, negative, and you stop on the positive once you’ve got a few dozen million bucks you utter fopdoodle!
I loved the part when I was -$170K on paper and then was +30k green
where can I get a monkey?
I feel attacked
100x the amount
You need to use leverage duh
Volatility is just an opportunity to practice pretending to guess what might happen
Lord Wojack knows best
It is, but you’re not good at market volatility.
Now x that by 10, and that’s me.
I have never enjoyed investing/ trading less. April tariff’s, stock manipulation, war mongering 🤮 #somuchwinning 🤮
War is like meth, a little bit is great and makes you able to work like crazy. Too much or bad meth is disruptive. You’ll be paranoid that there are snipers outside so you pop fire extinguishers as you run to your car to escape, so you can send 5,000 marines to an island with a deep water port for super tankers.
Well , war is good if you stop the video on the proper time
Never expected my silly boring oil stocks to make me rich lol