Lmao news released yesterday after market close, just in time for Monday NVIDIA GTC.
The U.S. Department of Commerce on Friday withdrew a planned rule on AI chip exports, according to a government website.
A draft of the rule, expected to govern global access to AI chips, had been sent to other agencies for feedback in late February. The posting provided no reason for the withdrawal.
CHIPS CAN NOW BE SOLD TO GYNA
CALLS ON NVDA 🌮
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
https://www.reuters.com/business/us-commerce-department-withdraws-planned-rule-ai-chip-exports-government-website-2026-03-13/
Posted by iamnottheabyss
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Market doesn’t give a shit about chips export this week, retard
Oh wow, all of our problems are solved! /s
Nvda is up since the first announcement. They withdrew it because no one gave a shit their poots expired worthless so it’s not worth the effort anymore
I saw green in the thumbnail and was ready for calls