Remember when zuck wanted us to strap a slop bucket to our faces and called it the metaverse?
TJMBeav on
Just got the keys!!!
financiallythriving on
Imaging leaving work to go home to your beautiful and loving wife and your son waiting for you to play
Ready_Scratch_1902 on
thats straight up dretona beach
Austin_Destroyer on
I’ve been everyday for about 2 weeks straight and I’m still annoyed because I have shit stocks that aren’t performing. Have I made it? Is this the big time?
*cue “Lucky” by Britney Spears*
Confident_Hedgehog93 on
ok serious one, copper becoming scarce anytime soon? ai chips be runnin hot af
ArtisticFrame5790 on
I’m a shares guy but did my first spy option today. A single option 0dte. $670P. Made 50%. Amazing how much I watched that single trade to make $55.
tgff333 on
since when do NVDA calls expire on wednesdays?
StoneyGwynn on
MSFT
HandsomeTod11 on
Dubai to send their best escorts to the strait 💃🏻
Trader0721 on
Puts…lots of puts
holycarrots on
Puts on man city
TechnologyEven6926 on
This has been the most boring war of all time
Which leads me to believe
1. Everyone’s dead
2. Another 🥭is about to fall from the tree and rise to power
Vegetable_Push6542 on
How my OKLO straddle doing guys haven’t checked yet
AccountOfMyAncestors on
Open flat. Range bound intraday. Crash at the close as insiders of the Fed meeting front run the public ahead of their rate hike announcement
Internal_Field5970 on
Jim Cramer is a piece of shit
Sharp-Direction-6894 on
Day 1,718 of NVDA not doing a fucking thing.
LongroddMcHugendong on
OKLO earning curve is disgusting
way2vertical on
ngl everyone is in puts or cash, so i decided to buy calls. 1dte calls. i hope im not regarded
Leading-Future6691 on
Hope this drops to 660 tomorrow
Beneficial-Age-9293 on
Stock market so flat that the bots that promote meme stocks don’t even come round no more.
Recent_Register_2952 on
Kim Jong-un wins North Korea’s parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.
4 MORE YEARS BITCHES
cbusoh66 on
How long til market digests NBIS converts?
TheKiMoChi2020 on
I lost $8k today ask me how I fck it up too quick
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Xs2experience made a bet that SPY would go to 658.0 within **4 hours** when it was 671.207 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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What are we doing for Jerome’s retirement party?
Put me down for another $33 made today fellas 😤
Remember when zuck wanted us to strap a slop bucket to our faces and called it the metaverse?
Just got the keys!!!
Imaging leaving work to go home to your beautiful and loving wife and your son waiting for you to play
thats straight up dretona beach
I’ve been everyday for about 2 weeks straight and I’m still annoyed because I have shit stocks that aren’t performing. Have I made it? Is this the big time?
*cue “Lucky” by Britney Spears*
ok serious one, copper becoming scarce anytime soon? ai chips be runnin hot af
I’m a shares guy but did my first spy option today. A single option 0dte. $670P. Made 50%. Amazing how much I watched that single trade to make $55.
since when do NVDA calls expire on wednesdays?
MSFT
Dubai to send their best escorts to the strait 💃🏻
Puts…lots of puts
Puts on man city
This has been the most boring war of all time
Which leads me to believe
1. Everyone’s dead
2. Another 🥭is about to fall from the tree and rise to power
How my OKLO straddle doing guys haven’t checked yet
Open flat. Range bound intraday. Crash at the close as insiders of the Fed meeting front run the public ahead of their rate hike announcement
Jim Cramer is a piece of shit
Day 1,718 of NVDA not doing a fucking thing.
OKLO earning curve is disgusting
ngl everyone is in puts or cash, so i decided to buy calls. 1dte calls. i hope im not regarded
Hope this drops to 660 tomorrow
Stock market so flat that the bots that promote meme stocks don’t even come round no more.
Kim Jong-un wins North Korea’s parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.
4 MORE YEARS BITCHES
How long til market digests NBIS converts?
I lost $8k today ask me how I fck it up too quick
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Xs2experience made a bet that SPY would go to 658.0 within **4 hours** when it was 671.207 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
I have lost 10k every day for a month
Dear SPY- no gapdown overnight and I will be happy. From – regard who has calls
oh god why it just keeps getting worse i destroyed my life blah blah blah
anyway time to get drunk and fuck a leprechaun (incapable of giving consent)
Jensen and Olaf touching the wall
Can we replace Jim Cramer with Cosmo Kramer? I just think it would be more entertaining. The advice is at worst a wash, and at best better.
It’s fucking groundhog day in the stock market