You degens can now blow up the future of a newborn!!!
You degens can now blow up the future of a newborn!!!
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Posted by afx_288
12 Comments
ClaytonRook on
Of course this administration made it legal to trade kids.
LordIHaveShrimped on
Time to give my child all the debt I’ve accumulated
Sorry pal, you’re starting in the red
SlartibartfastMcGee on
“OK son, here’s your Robinhood account. You can do anything you want, but you must never click on the “all time” button on the chart.”
CalebVanPoneisen on
Why do I see a parent tucking their child to bed in those spheres and cubes?
zIFeathers on
Can’t wait to suprise him with a crippling debt!
MaresATX on
I’m gonna do this to my grandson
TeamFoulmouth on
This sounds like when my Dad used my name for his Columbia House subscription!!…I apparently still owe for a few Fleetwood Mac and Rolling Stones albums!
tugrulthelol on
WSB regards are gonna give their children generational debt with this one
GrowBeyond on
I’m buying futures on walmart for all my kids. For their futures. It’s just logical.
throwaway18283848586 on
Finally, an account that lets me gamble with someone else’s future since I already blew up my own.
vanceraa on
I hope we don’t move past phones in the future because that mf getting a call from Margin the day they turn 18
kerrykingzgo-T on
I’m gonna max out margin with their name and then delete the app when i blow it all space data center producer calls. Here’s your Wendy’s application with a side of crippling debt
12 Comments
Of course this administration made it legal to trade kids.
Time to give my child all the debt I’ve accumulated
Sorry pal, you’re starting in the red
“OK son, here’s your Robinhood account. You can do anything you want, but you must never click on the “all time” button on the chart.”
Why do I see a parent tucking their child to bed in those spheres and cubes?
Can’t wait to suprise him with a crippling debt!
I’m gonna do this to my grandson
This sounds like when my Dad used my name for his Columbia House subscription!!…I apparently still owe for a few Fleetwood Mac and Rolling Stones albums!
WSB regards are gonna give their children generational debt with this one
I’m buying futures on walmart for all my kids. For their futures. It’s just logical.
Finally, an account that lets me gamble with someone else’s future since I already blew up my own.
I hope we don’t move past phones in the future because that mf getting a call from Margin the day they turn 18
I’m gonna max out margin with their name and then delete the app when i blow it all space data center producer calls. Here’s your Wendy’s application with a side of crippling debt