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    1. HistorianMuch8963 on

      I’ll give you my secret but don’t tell anybody.

      You just buy deep OTM calls in the afternoon with like 0.05 delta.

      You lose like 9 out of 10.
      But the one you win you have like a 100 bagger 

    2. AlmightyCheesusCrust on

      I know this pump is going to dump before market open tomorrow but I bought anyway

    3. gummibearhawk on

      I bought a put butterfly at the top of that end of day move. SPX was 6620 and opened one 5 points wide at 6605. Turned $40 into $328.

    4. Green_Perception_671 on

      Morning wank, breakfast, coffee, a bit of doom scrolling, lunch, lunch wank, WSB when market opens, dinner, evening wank, sit on the couch and watch a series miserably, maybe a pre-bed wank if it’s not too raw, sleep. Same as today, honestly

    5. AfraidAnalyst on

      There’s going to be so many sober fuckers this weekend eating ice soup because they have no money left

    6. WinstonBuddyBro on

      I’m gonna full port SPY shares, so I get that dividend payment tomorrow, then sell them for a loss to offset the gains from the dividend. 🤔

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