Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
Trump Postpones Strikes on Iran Energy Sites for Five Days
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…and the crowd went wild!
I hate how predictable this was
TACO as prophecy said
Completely made up.
his ass will delay it till friday at 4PM est
Guess the stock market is the only thing keeping this guy from doing whatever he wants.
All of you guys invested in the market should pat yourselves on the back. I’m going to pat myself now.
Taco
By talks, did he mean Iran stating they will destroy all infrastructure if he destroys their plants?
Yea .. sure ..
More market manipulation yay
Trump’s oligarchs and members of Congress that bought calls over the weekend must be really surprised
TACO
Well somebody’s pooping their diaper about pre-market.
Manipulating the market, watch the oil dip and other stocks recover. Then military will take over Kharg island and shit will hit the fan. You can’t believe anything this guy says.
Does the Iranian leaders know about these conversations or they are in his dreams 🥲?
TACO always happens
“WITCH”?
Is this even true? And WITCH??
That explains why spy went from 642 to 665 faster than I could blink
Does Iran know about these conversations?
Incoming attacks on infrastructure in 3, 2, 1…