Tump tweets war potentially over, S&P futures up 150 points in 5 mins
Tump tweets war potentially over, S&P futures up 150 points in 5 mins
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Posted by SPXQuantAlgo
46 Comments
casuallynamed on
Casino opened early today
Fresh_Boysenberry576 on
Those god damn witches at it now huh
Nblhorn on
Hope also the Iranians know about the good conversations that have been taking place
Radiant-Fly9738 on
witch lol 😂
GeddyLee420 on
Fuck Trump
Markis_Shepherd on
Largely a lie I assume.
One-Neighborhood-843 on
Well done, Mr. Trump,
You have managed to negotiate a ceasefire in a war that you yourself started, without changing anything about the structure or relations of the country that was attacked.
“We didn’t lose the war, caused by the terrible Biden’s administration.”
Hasta-Luiego on
Does Iran know about this conversation?
BaseConnect1420 on
Any confirmation of this from Iran?
Natharius on
Yeah… nothing happened. At this point, we all know when trump says things like this is really that he has no cards. The missiles and drones will continue flying.
Penteu on
Are these ‘productive conversations’ in the room with us right now?
madalytical on
of course of course. obvious from lightyears away
GOLD will continue its decline, BITCOIN will rise exponentially, and EQUITIES will rise against all odds
prep for it, mark it, itll happen
pathetically easy
fire_throwaway5 on
Puts on witches
kinetic_honda on
I for one am very glad I follow a DCA strategy with my index funds. Also, I have been buying META and MSFT with two hands.
jarena009 on
It’s amazing investors and the market are falling for this.
thedevilsheir666 on
I just don’t believe anything this jackass says anymore. Like I said yesterday – his 48 hour ultimatum does not mean shit and when Iran doesn’t do what he says, he will chicken out. Seems to me to be the more rational explanation than this – it’s just a bullshit excuse why he won’t follow through on his threats once again. We’ll have to wait for Iran’s statement.
Radiant-Cut1052 on
Iran will release a statement calling BS and markets will dump again hahahahha
ICameSawAbstained on
Over the last two days Iran responded saying they are prepared to target numerous infrastructure facilities and sites.
Why would they release a statement of such importance, when there are supposed construction discussions?
debtofmoney on
Is this considered hand-drawn candlestick charts, or is it market manipulation?
thomasthetanker on
Our future war crimes are temporarily suspended.
Improv1se on
I was poopin’ and missed it 🙁
SubjectAfraid on
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Market manipulation.
I_really_enjoy_beer on
Shoutout to Witch for working hard on these productive conversations.
SenorSalsa on
Oh cool, more market manipulation.
freightgod1 on
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
General-Priority-479 on
Witch, lol, PDF can’t even spell.
2to20million on
Then you strike again at the 4th day,
SURPRISE
stalkerzzzz on
So the ground invasion starts Friday after the market closes?
Nyczboy22 on
Which witch? Also, does Iran know about these conversations?
BigBlueEyes87 on
I’m so embarrassed to be an American. I can’t describe how embarrassing it is as an American to have someone as pathetic as Trump be supported by tens of millions of Americans and constantly be reminded of how pathetic his “leadership” is.
unknownmale28 on
Oil’s just dropped massively. I’m sure the prices at the pumps will drop any second…
Lifeblossom13 on
Fascinating how one man’s idiotic messaging pumps so fast
Muroid on
What are the odds that, in fact, no progress has been made and he’s just realized that his weekend threat to escalate attacks on power infrastructure was actually a terrible idea and now he needs an excuse as to why he’s not doing it?
throwaway50cent_ on
I can’t even grasp how easily the market is being manipulated right now.. All this jackahh does is lie and people mass buy.. I’m hoping for a heavy correction
kyledecot on
WITCH 🧙
C0mplaintsDepartm3nt on
He loves this shit imagine the volume of inside trading he’s doing through 3rd parties ffs
TelenorTheGNP on
If this post didn’t happen, the opening would have been merciless.
A-Perfect_Tool on
LauraleaMAGA is dumb AF
domaxelross on
Witch… Jesus Christ, what an embarrassment
teleheaddawgfan on
Market manipulation
robertbreadford on
#I AM PLEASE TO REPORT
jimtow28 on
> BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, **WITCH** WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK
The president of the United States is a stupid person.
NotAlanPorte on
“witch”?
“Witch”??
Is this guy illiterate???
workinguntil65oridie on
Behold, we have all become meme stocks
Duchess430 on
Ffs ppl, 5 days more is so that the ground troops show up in 5 days… Are ppl this stupid?
pimple_in_my_dimple on
IRCG going to come out saying no such talks have taken place.
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Casino opened early today
Those god damn witches at it now huh
Hope also the Iranians know about the good conversations that have been taking place
witch lol 😂
Fuck Trump
Largely a lie I assume.
Well done, Mr. Trump,
You have managed to negotiate a ceasefire in a war that you yourself started, without changing anything about the structure or relations of the country that was attacked.
“We didn’t lose the war, caused by the terrible Biden’s administration.”
Does Iran know about this conversation?
Any confirmation of this from Iran?
Yeah… nothing happened. At this point, we all know when trump says things like this is really that he has no cards. The missiles and drones will continue flying.
Are these ‘productive conversations’ in the room with us right now?
of course of course. obvious from lightyears away
GOLD will continue its decline, BITCOIN will rise exponentially, and EQUITIES will rise against all odds
prep for it, mark it, itll happen
pathetically easy
Puts on witches
I for one am very glad I follow a DCA strategy with my index funds. Also, I have been buying META and MSFT with two hands.
It’s amazing investors and the market are falling for this.
I just don’t believe anything this jackass says anymore. Like I said yesterday – his 48 hour ultimatum does not mean shit and when Iran doesn’t do what he says, he will chicken out. Seems to me to be the more rational explanation than this – it’s just a bullshit excuse why he won’t follow through on his threats once again. We’ll have to wait for Iran’s statement.
Iran will release a statement calling BS and markets will dump again hahahahha
Over the last two days Iran responded saying they are prepared to target numerous infrastructure facilities and sites.
Why would they release a statement of such importance, when there are supposed construction discussions?
Is this considered hand-drawn candlestick charts, or is it market manipulation?
Our future war crimes are temporarily suspended.
I was poopin’ and missed it 🙁
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Market manipulation.
Shoutout to Witch for working hard on these productive conversations.
Oh cool, more market manipulation.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Witch, lol, PDF can’t even spell.
Then you strike again at the 4th day,
SURPRISE
So the ground invasion starts Friday after the market closes?
Which witch? Also, does Iran know about these conversations?
I’m so embarrassed to be an American. I can’t describe how embarrassing it is as an American to have someone as pathetic as Trump be supported by tens of millions of Americans and constantly be reminded of how pathetic his “leadership” is.
Oil’s just dropped massively. I’m sure the prices at the pumps will drop any second…
Fascinating how one man’s idiotic messaging pumps so fast
What are the odds that, in fact, no progress has been made and he’s just realized that his weekend threat to escalate attacks on power infrastructure was actually a terrible idea and now he needs an excuse as to why he’s not doing it?
I can’t even grasp how easily the market is being manipulated right now.. All this jackahh does is lie and people mass buy.. I’m hoping for a heavy correction
WITCH 🧙
He loves this shit imagine the volume of inside trading he’s doing through 3rd parties ffs
If this post didn’t happen, the opening would have been merciless.
LauraleaMAGA is dumb AF
Witch… Jesus Christ, what an embarrassment
Market manipulation
#I AM PLEASE TO REPORT
> BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, **WITCH** WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK
The president of the United States is a stupid person.
“witch”?
“Witch”??
Is this guy illiterate???
Behold, we have all become meme stocks
Ffs ppl, 5 days more is so that the ground troops show up in 5 days… Are ppl this stupid?
IRCG going to come out saying no such talks have taken place.
Edit: Well that didn’t take long. https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2036045323123228919?s=20