I don’t care if you’re holding calls, puts, or both…this is some 3 Stooges level comedy right here
FeistyInvestigator79 on
Nah I’m going long the TACO trade (not really, this is ducked)
TonyStarks81 on
Maybe we could have a stock market that cared more about companies actual performance and not the social media whims of one man.
hammertanker on
LMAOOO TRUMP YOU A BITCHHH
Current-Function-729 on
Supreme leader is pissed his puts are toast.
Kralska_Banana on
bruh
BoomerSharkBoy on
FAKE NEWS
MDInvesting on
What a fucking ride this has been.
Salty-Bid1597 on
Imagine not looking at the news for 20 minutes and then trying to make sense of what’s happening
fellow90 on
Tbh this is the only source of this. I didn’t find any legit proof them claiming that.
No_Obligation_3568 on
Full on market manipulation. Someone made a shit load of money short oil right before Trump tweeted that we were negotiation.
I’m so tired of this timeline. There are people in this administration actively manipulating the market and making ungodly amounts of money.
Simple-Knowledge-411 on
Jajajaj who believe in taco president
Initial_Ad_9250 on
Lmfao
boringfantasy on
Too late, markets already going green cause algorithms smelt Trump take a morning shit
StophJS on
I saw this fox news clip yesterday on youtube where the commentators were literally saying “well if we know anything about this president, when he gives a deadline he’s going to stick to it and you better get moving” or something like that. Like full on alternate reality.
stonk_monk42069 on
I just want to remind everyone that China did the same during the tariff-chaos. It was in their best interest to not appear weak. Iran is the same turned up by a factor of a billion.
Just like last years short “war” where Iran claimed to demolish their enemies in a fiery fury while sending a rocket salvo they knew would be intercepted and even warning the US about it beforehand. When this happened they said their enemies “surrendered”. It is all posturing no matter what’s going on behind the scenes.
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back to panic
of course
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Oh my puts can still print yay!
https://preview.redd.it/hab1h7s6dsqg1.png?width=619&format=png&auto=webp&s=19cdcd81bc74e2d5df3cd259825d5f14ddc6a315
Don would never lie to me
Oh deepseek perhaps we judged you too harshly
FINALLY someone stands up to Mr. T (and exposing it, which is a nice bonus. :))
Brent ETF saved
At least now we know Trump is actively trying to Taco
Me and my oil longs
https://preview.redd.it/t3uvnf46dsqg1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae30535293757faef8704730f02cc121723d035b
OK what is it now?
I don’t care if you’re holding calls, puts, or both…this is some 3 Stooges level comedy right here
Nah I’m going long the TACO trade (not really, this is ducked)
Maybe we could have a stock market that cared more about companies actual performance and not the social media whims of one man.
LMAOOO TRUMP YOU A BITCHHH
Supreme leader is pissed his puts are toast.
bruh
FAKE NEWS
What a fucking ride this has been.
Imagine not looking at the news for 20 minutes and then trying to make sense of what’s happening
Tbh this is the only source of this. I didn’t find any legit proof them claiming that.
Full on market manipulation. Someone made a shit load of money short oil right before Trump tweeted that we were negotiation.
I’m so tired of this timeline. There are people in this administration actively manipulating the market and making ungodly amounts of money.
Jajajaj who believe in taco president
Lmfao
Too late, markets already going green cause algorithms smelt Trump take a morning shit
I saw this fox news clip yesterday on youtube where the commentators were literally saying “well if we know anything about this president, when he gives a deadline he’s going to stick to it and you better get moving” or something like that. Like full on alternate reality.
I just want to remind everyone that China did the same during the tariff-chaos. It was in their best interest to not appear weak. Iran is the same turned up by a factor of a billion.
Just like last years short “war” where Iran claimed to demolish their enemies in a fiery fury while sending a rocket salvo they knew would be intercepted and even warning the US about it beforehand. When this happened they said their enemies “surrendered”. It is all posturing no matter what’s going on behind the scenes.