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    1. Gristle__McThornbody on

      Well today was an interesting day. Iran bers crying all over the place.

    2. Cold_Distribution273 on

      Well after selling my puts late, I reentered at 657p and already made back my lost wins earlier. This market is broken. Or working as intended if you’re in Congress or the 🥭 admin.

    3. kerrykingzgo-T on

      How do buy calls with Robinhood Gold card, mine showed up in the mail today 😎

    4. Just sitting here and selling call credit spreads on SPX until Friday. And selling naked puts on oil companies 🍺 feeling a bit icky and gross and the kid needs new braces

    5. “We won the war”

      “Strait of Hormuz is open as long as Eyeran doesn’t blow”

      “We didn’t know about the attacks in Lebanon”

      “We need coalition”

      “We are winding down”

      “We are open for peace talks”

      “You have 48h to open the straits”

      “Peace talks going well, still need that $200B”

    6. elephantsaregray on

      And the lord said – “YE SHALL NEVER CRASH AGAIN. TRUST IN MANGO AS YOU TRUST IN ME”

    7. mrmagootoyou2 on

      That spy 200MA… Yikes

      Strap in folks, and please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the vehicle at all times

    8. iShitBloodandCumShit on

      Scalped a dickload of XSP 659-660s for literal pennys. Turned into 100 baggers 🤣

    9. what are the chances 🥭 was talking about peace deal with Ukraine and not Iran? (or VZ?). Chances?

    10. 31andnotdone on

      I’m going to have an actual stroke if I dont stop pounding Alani’s and trading 0dte’s.

    11. whatsgoingonhonestly on

      My friend started options today. Bought puts. Learned of the terrorists in the theta cartel. Buying more tomorrow. What have I done

    12. soup4br3kfast on

      654 puts exp tommorow up 45%. Do i let ride or get fkd by an all caps tweet again

    13. East-Resolution4446 on

      Quit wishing for an apocalypse so you can make a $10K profit you stupid fucks.

    14. Kind-Worldliness4634 on

      US: 48 hours to open the strait!

      Iran: No

      US: Okay no worries. Disregard it.

    15. I m buying and buying oil
      Selling defense
      Buying tesla nvidia Amazon , they are cheap
      And wait wait and wait
      U will see this week the oil will touch the moon

    16. beating the market? easy, just be an insider
      learn to read the tweets before they go online

    17. You guys don’t realize USA CANT LEAVE this war, if we leave then gulf states don’t need all these American military bases and Saudi Arabia/Israel consolidates power.

      The “war” might end but the “military operation “ will continue. Without shipping, the empire falls

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