Bers saw the Covid pandemic shutter business worldwide and the market probably dipped like 15% meanwhile they believe THIS WILL BE THE END OF GLOBAL ECONOMIC ACTIVITY THIS TIME FOR REAL
Remarkable_Owl on
GOOG shall boogey again
munkeymoney on
ONDS
Eddyrancid on
With Iran negotiations in the wind, starting to feel like it might ACTUALLY be time for calls soon.
kazkeb on
(knock knock knock)
Hi, I’m Elder kazkeb from the Church of the Theta Day Saints. I’d like to tell you about my personal savior.
(Also, I just realized how fucking stupid it is to call 19 year old kids “Elder”)
ZealousidealSector19 on
Googl touched me
Powerful_Rub_4051 on
Silver baby
cashflow_ on
GUYS I HAVE AN IMPORTANT CALL TO TAKE JUST WAIT A SEC DONT POST ANY COMMENTS I DONT WANT TO MISS ANYTHING
SouthNice7324 on
Today managed to be long and pointless at the same time
_ThisDickAintFree_ on
In short, I hate the stock.
cevapi_jelopy on
You think brump will ever pretend like his twitter got hacked? Maybe the day he pumps 20% into spy after dropping nukes
TheOriginalBushToad on
Unemployment rising, consumer sentiment dropping, Fed not cutting rates any time soon, wars in Ukraine and Iran, stagnate housing market, Epstein files still opening….. Sure, let’s buy calls….
Best_Sherbert_9481 on
Alright we all ready to do the same thing tomorrow?
Big_Living8594 on
MSFT is possibly the worst MAG7 stock this year
ArbysRoastbeeff on
110p USO lFG boys hold cocks !!
memoryyyuh on
Tungsten. Damnt even I could have called that if I researched it a bit.
orsomeshitidk on
Remember when the gov let a bunch of people take out bullshit loans during Covid then was just like “nahh don’t even worry about it bro” lmao I should have got in on that shit like our congresspeople did.
pmotiveforce on
I hate when that fat gross retard posts a bunch of god damn endorsement spam bullshit. Nobody gives a fuck, post more crazy shit about market you disgusting blubbertard.
YouKnown999 on
#TACOturd panicking bigly. Not gonna work this time sucker, LMAO
Previous_Hope_2087 on
The stock we aren’t supposed to talk about is posting better earnings per share than TSLA lol
GameStopLoss because it hits your stop loss before rocket
Awkward_Ad_5102 on
They say don’t time the market.
Bitch, I’m in the market. That hasn’t helped shit
WhyAmIDoingThis1000 on
i have a hard time believing this war will last. Trumps TACO’ing is usually around money. A long war would ruin that, I’m thinking of buying this dip sooner than later.
Glum-Mortgage-5860 on
Just shut down S. Sentinel one you are collasped
VellyJanta on
Ok so if it pumps the first 30 min then puts but if it’s like today and dumps, then calls.
Or if there’s a large spike like today full port following that shit
Vegetable_Push6542 on
Wen invasion?
According-Page8618 on
nasdaq 24.000 might actually be the bottom, it was the bottom in october, november and has never closed below it
iShitBloodandCumShit on
You can thank your precious 🏳️🌈🥭 for nuking your port if you were in calls.
Algos tweak every time he “truths”
Murky-Gas-7976 on
The war is being fought economically: we are in the trenches
cevapi_jelopy on
We’re making 2 deals every minute we’ll be fine
Bravadette on
> Mohsen Rezaei, Iran’s new military adviser… has warned that Iran will “paralyse” the United States and “sink” its ships in the Arabian Gulf and appeared to set 🥭 a “deadline” to save America.
> “If you attack the infrastructure of the Islamic Republic of Iran, our response will no longer be an eye for an eye, but rather a head for an eye; we will paralyse you and drown you in the Gulf,” Rezaei claimed.
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Got calls im shaking
Can we all agree chevron going to 220
TACO?
Bers saw the Covid pandemic shutter business worldwide and the market probably dipped like 15% meanwhile they believe THIS WILL BE THE END OF GLOBAL ECONOMIC ACTIVITY THIS TIME FOR REAL
GOOG shall boogey again
ONDS
With Iran negotiations in the wind, starting to feel like it might ACTUALLY be time for calls soon.
(knock knock knock)
Hi, I’m Elder kazkeb from the Church of the Theta Day Saints. I’d like to tell you about my personal savior.
(Also, I just realized how fucking stupid it is to call 19 year old kids “Elder”)
Googl touched me
Silver baby
GUYS I HAVE AN IMPORTANT CALL TO TAKE JUST WAIT A SEC DONT POST ANY COMMENTS I DONT WANT TO MISS ANYTHING
Today managed to be long and pointless at the same time
In short, I hate the stock.
You think brump will ever pretend like his twitter got hacked? Maybe the day he pumps 20% into spy after dropping nukes
Unemployment rising, consumer sentiment dropping, Fed not cutting rates any time soon, wars in Ukraine and Iran, stagnate housing market, Epstein files still opening….. Sure, let’s buy calls….
Alright we all ready to do the same thing tomorrow?
MSFT is possibly the worst MAG7 stock this year
110p USO lFG boys hold cocks !!
Tungsten. Damnt even I could have called that if I researched it a bit.
Remember when the gov let a bunch of people take out bullshit loans during Covid then was just like “nahh don’t even worry about it bro” lmao I should have got in on that shit like our congresspeople did.
I hate when that fat gross retard posts a bunch of god damn endorsement spam bullshit. Nobody gives a fuck, post more crazy shit about market you disgusting blubbertard.
#TACOturd panicking bigly. Not gonna work this time sucker, LMAO
The stock we aren’t supposed to talk about is posting better earnings per share than TSLA lol
Going all in to MICROSOFT shares safe?
https://fortune.com/2026/03/24/paul-krugman-treason-oil-futures-trading-trump-white-house/
GameStopLoss because it hits your stop loss before rocket
They say don’t time the market.
Bitch, I’m in the market. That hasn’t helped shit
i have a hard time believing this war will last. Trumps TACO’ing is usually around money. A long war would ruin that, I’m thinking of buying this dip sooner than later.
Just shut down S. Sentinel one you are collasped
Ok so if it pumps the first 30 min then puts but if it’s like today and dumps, then calls.
Or if there’s a large spike like today full port following that shit
Wen invasion?
nasdaq 24.000 might actually be the bottom, it was the bottom in october, november and has never closed below it
You can thank your precious 🏳️🌈🥭 for nuking your port if you were in calls.
Algos tweak every time he “truths”
The war is being fought economically: we are in the trenches
We’re making 2 deals every minute we’ll be fine
> Mohsen Rezaei, Iran’s new military adviser… has warned that Iran will “paralyse” the United States and “sink” its ships in the Arabian Gulf and appeared to set 🥭 a “deadline” to save America.
> “If you attack the infrastructure of the Islamic Republic of Iran, our response will no longer be an eye for an eye, but rather a head for an eye; we will paralyse you and drown you in the Gulf,” Rezaei claimed.
Guys full port MSFT or GOOG quick
Should’ve made thousands, lost thousands instead
sweet jesus fuck 10MM on SPY