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Legitimate_Source_43 on March 26, 2026 11:07 am Question if you say you’re team rainbow will that void you from the draft?
MyCactusTeacher on March 26, 2026 11:07 am imagine if these retards didnt get tricked by fake tweets LMAO
TarrifJacksonJr on March 26, 2026 11:07 am Pro tip: when the recession hits buy ribs so when ur starving you can at least gnaw on bones
ZealousidealSector19 on March 26, 2026 11:08 am She’s a 10 but wants me to eat toast off of her butt like a dinner plate
2tapbaptise on March 26, 2026 11:08 am My girlfriend’s boyfriend gonna be so mad I lost all the money He gonna start fists fuck me and her No more cuck ✊
Lanky-Ad-4579 on March 26, 2026 11:08 am Thank you to the person who liked my comment yesterday when QQQ was at 592 when I said ONE like and I’ll buy puts.
BFox1982 on March 26, 2026 11:08 am Why dont we just get the Ghost of Kyiv to escort ships through the Strait?
Treverer on March 26, 2026 11:10 am „🥭 urges Iranian negotiators to get more serious“ You can say about his mental decline what you will, but his imagination is remarkably lively for his age
AffectionateVisit680 on March 26, 2026 11:10 am I shorted a single VIX, my penny tossed in the well for you fuckers, wars over by lunch
arothen on March 26, 2026 11:10 am It’s hilarious that people just forget that when bessent wakes up the oil is going to drop 5$
RogerBalderer on March 26, 2026 11:10 am I am trying to buy a house. Most of my capital is tied up in stocks, that are way down since the start of the year. Feeling angry that I may be forced to sell low.
eirinite on March 26, 2026 11:10 am I’m big enough to admit I can’t trade bear cycles. I just hold cash until the printer goes BRRRR again
Urzuck on March 26, 2026 11:10 am I’m sorry but this market was over since Bondi perfectly called the top on the Dow.
UnDemen on March 26, 2026 11:11 am The good news is my portfolio is probably enough to exclude me from the draft because of severe regardness
VariousScenes on March 26, 2026 11:11 am Its funny how armageddon needs to wait for markets to close on Friday
BarbellPadawan on March 26, 2026 11:11 am When the Fed pivots into rate hikes, it’s gonna be brutal. *Edit: Fed pivot
Williamnguyen62838 on March 26, 2026 11:12 am BREAKING NEWS: THE OPERATION IS OFFICIALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
42thefloor2011 on March 26, 2026 11:12 am 640 will get tested today. 🥭 has lost complete control of everything
collegefootballfan69 on March 26, 2026 11:12 am Since airfares are going through the roof everyone will just stay home to watch Netflix and chill
MrYOLOMcSwagMeister on March 26, 2026 11:12 am Starting to think he can’t tweet his way out of this one
k3mpk3mp on March 26, 2026 11:13 am Imagine queuing to buy silver at $119 and losing half your money in a month
eoiioe on March 26, 2026 11:13 am Emergency rate increase inbound, that will send 🥭 into a frenzy lol
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Question if you say you’re team rainbow will that void you from the draft?
5 red weeks in a row
imagine if these retards didnt get tricked by fake tweets LMAO
Pro tip: when the recession hits buy ribs so when ur starving you can at least gnaw on bones
She’s a 10 but wants me to eat toast off of her butt like a dinner plate
My girlfriend’s boyfriend gonna be so mad I lost all the money
He gonna start fists fuck me and her
No more cuck ✊
Thank you to the person who liked my comment yesterday when QQQ was at 592 when I said ONE like and I’ll buy puts.
Why dont we just get the Ghost of Kyiv to escort ships through the Strait?
DONT WORRY i’m monitoring the situation now
„🥭 urges Iranian negotiators to get more serious“
You can say about his mental decline what you will, but his imagination is remarkably lively for his age
guys, the thermal drill. go get it.
I shorted a single VIX, my penny tossed in the well for you fuckers, wars over by lunch
It’s hilarious that people just forget that when bessent wakes up the oil is going to drop 5$
I am trying to buy a house.
Most of my capital is tied up in stocks, that are way down since the start of the year. Feeling angry that I may be forced to sell low.
I’m big enough to admit I can’t trade bear cycles. I just hold cash until the printer goes BRRRR again
I’m beginning to think we’re not governed by smart people.
I’m sorry but this market was over since Bondi perfectly called the top on the Dow.
The good news is my portfolio is probably enough to exclude me from the draft because of severe regardness
Its funny how armageddon needs to wait for markets to close on Friday
Hold ur puts bear gang! the best is yet to come 🤑🤑🤑🤑
When the Fed pivots into rate hikes, it’s gonna be brutal.
*Edit: Fed pivot
I declare bankcrupty, both financially and morally
I am beginning to think it was not priced in.
Next winter gonna be **cold.**
BREAKING NEWS: THE OPERATION IS OFFICIALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
640 will get tested today. 🥭 has lost complete control of everything
Someone tell me how the stock market reacted during WW2
Fuck u microsoft not a day without sharting
Since airfares are going through the roof everyone will just stay home to watch Netflix and chill
Starting to think he can’t tweet his way out of this one
Imagine queuing to buy silver at $119 and losing half your money in a month
Emergency rate increase inbound, that will send 🥭 into a frenzy lol
MOAR
This year really sucks
I hate this fat orange fuck