
Microsoft freezes hiring in major cloud, sales groups, The Information reports
By Reuters
March 26, 20265:46 PM GMTUpdated 5 mins ago
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March 26 (Reuters) – Microsoft (MSFT.O), opens new tab executives have in recent weeks told managers at major divisions, including its cloud unit and North American sales groups, to suspend new hiring, The Information reported on Thursday, citing three employees with direct knowledge of the decision.
https://www.reuters.com/business/world-at-work/microsoft-freezes-hiring-major-cloud-sales-groups-information-reports-2026-03-26/
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Don’t worry, I’m sure ChatGPT-6 can handle North American enterprise sales. It’s great at hallucinating quotas anyway.
Microslop becoming Microchop now, chopping off people off their work.
Can it go green now then
I guess it’s time to adjust last month’s job numbers again.
Something something AI
when an American company was taken over by Indian executives 😂
bloatwares, ads and copilot ai shit everywhere. Nice one Pavan Davuluri – Pres, Windows & Devices, together with Satya Nadella.. more microslop features please 🤮
edit: another example – Jaguar 😁
Hmmm that could signal azure contraction
Freezing hire on H1B visas.
Cloud is a weird one, I don’t see that going anywhere…I feel like companies should be doubling down on cloud rather than AI.
Microslop bag holders will never see light again
Nah can’t be true my LinkedIn says they have 100’s of open positions. I was thinking of going to work for Salty Nutella and making some Microslop.
Stop the idiotic capex
The AI bubble pop is among us. Mag7 have been hiding AI revenues and spending under cloud and data center groups.
There’s so many reports that the AI software hasn’t generated the ROI relative to spending.
The only ones who made money were the component suppliers and infrastructure companies.
Microsoft will be the next Intel. They had their time of being a leader and now it’s just a collapse. Apple is absolutely ripping into their market share of Windows OS. Amazon and Google are eating into Azure. AI will allow companies to replace all the Microslop software in house. Could see bankruptcy in the next decade as even government is transitioning away.
A loud “pop” was heard.
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