Exclusive: Musk rewrites IPO playbook with large slice of SpaceX stock for retail investors, source says
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/musk-rewrites-ipo-playbook-with-large-slice-spacex-stock-retail-investors-source-2026-03-26/
Posted by Sweaty_Rub4322
30 Comments
He’ll have to pull the IPO due to adverse market conditions shortly.
Need more bag holders to fleece.
The largest bagholding event in history.
Tfw institutions are aware of how much of an obvious scam your tiny float IPO is so you look to the ever faithful retard to fill the gap
TSLA gonna get wrecked by acolytes switching to the new scam
Let’s all say it together:
Exit liquidity
ofc he needs a few retards to give him some cash as institutions know better
This is horrible, retirement funds are going to be forced to buy at rug pull prices and make Elon and his Middle Eastern investors richer.
Fuck face is going to use retail and retirement plan fund lineups as exit liquidity.
TDIL that the final frontier is going to be a meme stock
I reckon they’re going to fast track it’s snp500 entry to help manipulate the market easier
He doesn’t like the phrase retail investors. He prefers the more accurate term, exit liquidity.
aka selling off his twitter debt
It’s going to be the biggest scam in history
Retail is the source of his companies’ delusional valuations…
Question! If Google owns 7% of SpaceX doesn’t that mean Google pops some?
I’m in
https://preview.redd.it/jkjg687g2grg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f61ddf36b51f8fc119fcf4ef2c549afd801160
Palantir 2.0, you’d be stupid not to buy.
I’ll buy 1 share and shake my diamond hands
Guy should be on trial for Doge and stealing SSNs
Might as well carve out a good chuck for r/wsb. I think that what he is hoping where the pump would be coming for.
Fuck musk
Accelerating the IPO so that the GCC states can get access to cash while oil tanks is hilarious
Serious question, how do I keep my funds in the S&P but not touch this hot garbage?
Bro is planning to unload the “the biggest bag of odorous excrement ever assembled in the history of capitalism” onto the retailers and call it an opportunity for common people to be involved in something greater than humanity itself.
Downsides to this IPO:
1. Generational bag holders.
2. Every retarded RKLB and ASTS gobbler coming out of the woodwork to lick up the SpaceX creampie
Biggest pump and dumb in history, worse than any crypto shitcoin
Retail getting a big slice just means the dump gets a bigger audience. If institutions are already side-eyeing the float, this is basically a bagholder recruitment drive with better marketing.
All so retail can be their exit liquidity…
Translation: Hedge funds didn’t want to buy into this company at $1 trillion