https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/26/trump-iran-war-oil-energy-pause.html
“As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction,” Trump said in a Truth Social post.
“Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
Trump extends pause on attacking Iran Energy Facilities to April 6th.
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TACO
Let me guess… Someone has traded oil futures 10 minutes before this announcement too?
Tomorrow there will be news that today, just before close someone bought big. Same shit different day
TACO Thursday.
Also it’s wild that word from Iran is almost certainly more reliable than from the US
Bought calls for Friday
This isn’t something he can TACO out of.
Everything is always either right before or right after the bell
Another week is another 80 million barrels of oil not going out.
Did any of us really think the plan was to bomb power plants this weekend and not a simultaneous helicopter assault of the 82nd airborne on kharg island and amphibious marine landing on qeshm island?
Some point the issue becomes the Strait Its self being closed. We are about a month in and energy shortages are now an active problem in Asia.
This doesn’t mean he’s not going to go after Kharg this weekend. This is just the usual volatility dick twist he likes to give himself.
2ish weeks™️
About 2 weeks then? 😆
I need to get in on the corruption. There’s just so much money to be made being a MAGA insider.
You know what’s funny – went to go check the stock market after work and saw the after hours spike and thought, here comes a tweet. Sure as shit….
I’m tired – ready to get off this ride.
Guaranteed bombing Friday after close.
He will never do it. The world will be pissed, the economic fallout from Iran’s response would be massive, and his presidency would die when the effects hit the USA. This is smart of him to back down.
“I’d like to once again amend my ultimatum”
What an idiot. There is no one on earth who takes this guy seriously anymore.
Ah shit, here we go again.
He’s bluffing, ground operations start tomorrow. Doesn’t look like the oil market is even buying this one, let alone the Iranians.
Are the talks in the room with us right now?
If only cars and trucks could run on tacos!
This shit is getting old fast
Dementia don at it again
And this is believable because? The dude can say whatever he wants without any shame or repercussion.
Green for around 2 hours tomorrow then.
Hahahaha. He’s just winging it