I’m sure this is completely organic!

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    Posted by GalacticGreaseMonkey

    14 Comments

    1. just the usual. its losing its effectiveness

      >As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time. Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

    2. notkevin_durant on

      Jesus, make a megathread and be done with it. How many people need to farm karma on here?

    3. Aussie_Nelson on

      Notice how quickly it was bought up?
      He probably knows oil will go parabolic come Monday so he’s setting up his investors for the weekend

    4. astuteobservor on

      Already back to 117. That spike just triggered a lot of people’s trailing sell orders.

    5. Tony_Stank_91 on

      They’re doing everything possible to keep oil below $100. Traders are buying it back up because the algos are on a hair trigger at the slightest bit of news but everyone knows the worst energy shock in history can’t be solved by tweets and a prayer.

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