My ex is currently begging on Reddit for money like a brokie and I’m about to be too ig 🤡 (no I didn’t lose it all) https://i.redd.it/26k8w6m97grg1.jpeg Posted by Asleep_Bet
RewardReasonable2487 on March 26, 2026 8:21 pm https://preview.redd.it/x8tdp4kj7grg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b0f192c528a381510f04daa967da2ec5ca3b3c0
Ill_Confidence_1099 on March 26, 2026 8:24 pm https://preview.redd.it/vy1tr6by7grg1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d84b5bf9105ac98fdc726076798784ddaacb7e7
ecz4 on March 26, 2026 8:29 pm Instead of crying at the casino, why can’t you be friends with Barron?
Inner-Instruction-57 on March 26, 2026 8:30 pm This guy is cooked. Brother you just lost all your money in 3 days
New_Competition_410 on March 26, 2026 8:35 pm https://preview.redd.it/nffzo8mx9grg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2c7d328091f17920bb30d6eb3634d1e4aa751a5
Eduardjm on March 26, 2026 8:36 pm You really convinced yourself that this is the week for SPX options???
TomatoSpecialist6879 on March 26, 2026 8:39 pm Your calls volunteered to die for Israel, just accept it and keep going.
Inner-Instruction-57 on March 26, 2026 8:40 pm Unless the war is somehow called off tomorow by noon and there’s new peace deals signed. You my friend are what they call COOKED !✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼
hahdnkwhavs on March 26, 2026 9:01 pm https://preview.redd.it/r11fxnfpegrg1.jpeg?width=2061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e2bb7810295869f590ca9e99f3fd02bb6ec5271
Seymoorebutts on March 26, 2026 9:09 pm https://preview.redd.it/mp9niih5ggrg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1054b12e1b54152d5c83fc58439b1ddc79b4e395
CowboysfromLydia on March 26, 2026 9:15 pm Why would you tell your gf about your money or your degeneracy? are you stupid?
wibblewabble2 on March 26, 2026 9:17 pm That’s it! I’m tired of seeing all this loss porn from my fellow regards. I am liquidating my portfolio!
RewardReasonable2487 on March 26, 2026 9:20 pm Can you bring your ex into this conversation I need to witness
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Ticker??
McDonald’s before begin bro
https://preview.redd.it/vy1tr6by7grg1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d84b5bf9105ac98fdc726076798784ddaacb7e7
Wow you just gave someone else easy money
Spx weeklies in this environment 🤣
It’s not bibi, you’re just regarded
Donnie pulled another TACO just now, you may luck out
What was that pop and drop… is it bs?
bibi will meet you behind the Wendy’s
Instead of crying at the casino, why can’t you be friends with Barron?
This guy is cooked. Brother you just lost all your money in 3 days
Can’t wait till all yall gobblers get drafted lol
Benji is cooking some things right now.
https://preview.redd.it/nffzo8mx9grg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2c7d328091f17920bb30d6eb3634d1e4aa751a5
You really convinced yourself that this is the week for SPX options???
Bro is cooooooked
Post close pump was wild tho
Your calls volunteered to die for Israel, just accept it and keep going.
-90% lmao 🤌
Unless the war is somehow called off tomorow by noon and there’s new peace deals signed. You my friend are what they call COOKED !✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼
Back to asking “Want fries with that?”
Lol
Pleze BB
You have time don’t worry
Fuck
Wait even after that tweet or truth or whatever?
Yup..its already crispy fried…
https://preview.redd.it/r11fxnfpegrg1.jpeg?width=2061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e2bb7810295869f590ca9e99f3fd02bb6ec5271
TACO tweeted again.
Your calls go Brrrr!
I think you accidentally pressed calls instead of puts
https://preview.redd.it/mp9niih5ggrg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1054b12e1b54152d5c83fc58439b1ddc79b4e395
Why would you tell your gf about your money or your degeneracy? are you stupid?
That’s it! I’m tired of seeing all this loss porn from my fellow regards. I am liquidating my portfolio!
Your calls are antisemetic
Can you bring your ex into this conversation I need to witness
Too much winning!!
You made calls on top high, yikes!
Tomorrow market will be green.
damn you gettin the wrong kind of Benjis rn