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    1. BarbellPadawan on

      I’m going to borrow money from my pledged asset line and trade against it with massively leveraged financial products

    2. 🥭 tanked the economy and now his signature on the dollar bill is going to be the cherry on top.

    3. Dear-Original-1024 on

      Fuel crises in Chile, Philippines, Thailand. Riot police and water cannons deployed in Chile.

    4. Generational buying opportunity. 

      Not today. A few weeks from now. 

      After we’ve watched live feed of Iranian drones killing Americans 

    5. Background-Nothing71 on

      Yesterday I sold all my calls and broke even, and it feels like I made $30K given how much dumping is happening right now.

    6. Put_Er_There_Sport on

      A -3% day today would be god sent. It would mean investors are turning their backs on mango. At least thats what I would hope it would mean.

    7. Pretty_Dragonfly_716 on

      Not the smartest guy when it comes to commodities, but I assume USO has a max pain for options as well? Market makers wouldn’t want this to run too much today- would they?

    8. Specialist_Fig9458 on

      Bols will look you right in the eye and tell you a third of global oil supply shutting down for over a month is actually a good thing LMAO

    9. Omigod my first PUT is coming to fruit, I only put 1000$ on it but im gonna buy phone for my wife’s birthday, pls dont fuck me right at open SPY.

    10. JPMorgan asset fuckin manager say : oil should be up 20% since it’s only 20% oil being blocked.

      How clueless can you be to access this position x)

    11. DoIt4TheMayMays on

      Good morning. Today is the second ear on the dead cat. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🐻

    12. TACO calling for a stock market doubling during his presidency truly was peak euphoria. Truly was a top is in moment.

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