the 🌈 🐻’s will be slashed and we will all bask in the glory of gains ( I’m coping ) https://i.redd.it/354f8ja5nprg1.jpeg Posted by Kind_Scientist5872
Conscious_Answer_571 on March 28, 2026 4:13 am Lmao. You sure about that? https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepMarketScan/comments/1s5h12y/breaking_qatar_withdraws_from_the_war_iran_has/
DoubleFamous5751 on March 28, 2026 4:13 am https://preview.redd.it/qvrzuz1moprg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2699815568c30e97ff3223fe1d5d941262d98d2
SlfImpr on March 28, 2026 4:13 am 7:15am Monday morning tweet before market open: >Mission Accomplished! Thank you for your attention to this matter. DJT
IMDOC78 on March 28, 2026 4:14 am Looks like we are about to deploy the troops that we sent, so expect more pain.
AwarenessOk5979 on March 28, 2026 4:18 am Bulls are making fanart now LMAOOOO bottom isn’t even remotely in
DevilishJoe on March 28, 2026 4:19 am Yemen just entered the war and you know what’s right next door to Yemen? Hint another strategic waterway
TILTING_MOUNTAIN on March 28, 2026 4:19 am You don’t even have to be a bear to know this is a cope post 🫵🤣
Affectionate-Safe295 on March 28, 2026 4:23 am Ceasefire will be announced this weekend and we’re going back to ath (im delusional and we are completely fucked)
Wiseguy144 on March 28, 2026 4:30 am Is this meme character supposed to look like Frank Grimes? Or is it just a coincidence
Wide-Strong-Elm on March 28, 2026 4:32 am Hopin’ for some green too, but I’m always ready to buy the dip if it comes. Gotta stay zen through the chaos!
RespectTheAmish on March 28, 2026 4:39 am https://preview.redd.it/mtyjyjr9tprg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10301eab2fa83bd3ac02d94533dbfca19ec800e9
wafflepiezz on March 28, 2026 4:41 am Definitely a relief bounce next week before we see lower lows imo
creativegambling on March 28, 2026 4:43 am I hope so OP, but more likely this: https://preview.redd.it/6txdysb0uprg1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1af86c54c8de1eaf8d01f331c1a0f0f1e018120
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The market is going to continue to fall
Monday will probably be a gae bear day but Tuesday..
The market is gonna be bigly red just cuz you posted this
Lmao. You sure about that?
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepMarketScan/comments/1s5h12y/breaking_qatar_withdraws_from_the_war_iran_has/
https://preview.redd.it/qvrzuz1moprg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2699815568c30e97ff3223fe1d5d941262d98d2
7:15am Monday morning tweet before market open:
>Mission Accomplished!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
DJT
Yeah buddy keep those oil prices pumping!
Looks like we are about to deploy the troops that we sent, so expect more pain.
I loaded up heavy on puts today
Bulls are making fanart now LMAOOOO bottom isn’t even remotely in
Yemen just entered the war and you know what’s right next door to Yemen? Hint another strategic waterway
bol iq havent price in like forever.
You don’t even have to be a bear to know this is a cope post 🫵🤣
They said this last week
Delusional perma bull spotted
I dont think cutting Xi in two will help the market
Washout 🤣 Bulls 🤡
Ceasefire will be announced this weekend and we’re going back to ath (im delusional and we are completely fucked)
Red day guaranteed thanks to this guy
2021 was a good year
Is this meme character supposed to look like Frank Grimes? Or is it just a coincidence
How dare you make this image of me
Bloody Monday?
Hopin’ for some green too, but I’m always ready to buy the dip if it comes. Gotta stay zen through the chaos!
Good news is DJT said we can ask him about sex.
Houthis have launched an attack on Israel.
Puts it is
LOUD FART NOISES
Bear fuk. Tale as old as time. (unless it isn’t)
Is that Adam Corolla?
we…are…*cooked* 😔
https://preview.redd.it/mtyjyjr9tprg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10301eab2fa83bd3ac02d94533dbfca19ec800e9
Definitely a relief bounce next week before we see lower lows imo
I hope so OP, but more likely this:
https://preview.redd.it/6txdysb0uprg1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1af86c54c8de1eaf8d01f331c1a0f0f1e018120
CHUDS RISE UP !