After I get all that money from my stocks tomorrow that I’ve worked so hard on, I’m going to go and buy myself a big farm. With carrots and tomatoes and celery and I’ll also get to pet the rab-“*NET LOSS -90%*

    This is how I’m going to feel tomorrow when the market opens.

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    Posted by Bored_Orangutan

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    1. Good thing the powder I was keeping dry is so inflated that a big market drop to buy in is not even really a good deal anymore these days.

    2. TheRealNoodre on

      If I lose money tomorrow, I’m throwing an egg at the shwabb right in front of my apt.

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