Made it to the holy land , how do I buy 0DTE puts irl?

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    Posted by jackdabeast701

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    1. Affectionate-Sale523 on

      You walk to Nassau St and turn left. Walk a few hundred feet and turn right on Anne ST. You will see a Wendy’s. Start there.

    2. Top_Category_2526 on

      I’ve heard you can play red or black in the army, and they give you 3 meals per day

    3. Sir, this is a Wendy’s… oh wait, it’s actually the Temple of Loss. Just throw your phone into the front doors, the impact will be the same as your portfolio’s.

    4. Chaos_Squirrel on

      Man… I used to live on John St back in 2003.

      Didn’t even work in finance but I loved the vibe of this area. Craziness 8-4 then absolute silence. Nights were beautiful.

      Best place to live in NYC.

    5. you go in, open your ass wide and tell John Stockson Exchange to dump it in le epic style

    6. SouthernUpstairs on

      You need to go to the purchase windows on the side of the building. A teller should be there and they’ll help you out.

    7. hea-rt-strin-g on

      Why didn’t you ask your mom to take a photo of you with it in the background? Are you stupid?

    8. whatever you do, do not rub the left testis of the charging bull. Either rub both equally, or right side only. You will never profit 0dte again if you do it wrong

    9. You’re in the Mecca of 0DTE . You can just live and breathe 0 DTE instead of buying and selling.

    10. Senior-Vanilla-6756 on

      Yell as loud as you can and push your hands away from your body in a forward motion do not stop until a guy with a cool jacket makes eye contact and gives you the signal

    11. Bulky_Command8345 on

      omg i love how you’re treating the stock market like a video game quest lol just remember the holy land is where money goes to die.

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