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    Iran War Live: Trump Says U.S. Campaign to Wind Down and Plans National Address


    Per NYT: “President Trump said on Tuesday that the United States would wrap up its military campaign in Iran in two or three weeks and dismissed the closure of the Strait of Hormuz as a problem for other countries to resolve.”

    This is about to be the second biggest 🌮 post liberation day or im missing the rocket. Got rekt a little yesterday but still loaded with post CPI QQQ puts, June dated USO/BNO/SU/MOS/XLE ITM calls

    I think it’s a yesterday was buy the rumor, today is sell the news. We go back down short and medium regardless of ending unilaterally. Oil infrastructure is still fked and inflation is going up regardless.

    https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03/31/world/iran-war-oil-trump

    Posted by BlatantPlatitude

    46 Comments

    2. Efficient_Exchange44 on

      *starts war with Iran*

      *gets Strait of Hormuz closed*

      *refuses to elaborate*

      *leaves war*

    4. suddenly-scrooge on

      I don’t see how it’s a mission accomplished speech with the strait still closed. He can sell his definition of “regime change” but it requires the strait to return to normal. A truce also wouldn’t survive a press embargo between multiple countries. More likely an escalation imho

    5. itscool222 on

      Futures are still rising so i’ll base my either calls or puts right before market open. I agree there will be a lot of red this year but Wednesday might be another green day due to blind hope.

    7. cream_cheese_tits on

      If this were true 🌮 & friends would load up on calls and drop the news randomly

    8. Fancy_Cattle_5914 on

      Imagine he tells his buddies to load puts and announces boots on the ground tomorrow and that all prior announcements were to stall for time to get troops into position. Would be cinema. Pure and utter retardation from this admin.

    11. r4rLIC on

      and Iran now operates a Yuan backed tollbooth. Art of the Deal masterclass by Donnie.

    12. TotalInstruction on

      “Two weeks” is Trumpish for “i have no plans and no intention of making plans.”

    14. W4spkeeper on

      I call bull shit, dude just sent another drove of troops and aircraft carriers to the region like yesterday

    19. TheShadowdude231 on

      Nah he’s just saying it for the market. He’ll put out a whole speech on Wednesday and start landing troops by Friday. All he’s gotta say is Iran violated agreements Thursday after markets close and trades are placed and BAM, the rubes clack their empty heads in unison

    21. Nintendomandan on

      This doesn’t make sense when they’ve been sending thousands of troops out there

    24. A_Credo on

      I mean, if Iran actually attacks tech infrastructure today (like they announced) then you will see a nasty drop before Trump even gets to open his mouth.

    26. College_finals on

      Military wise, 1) our offensive and defensive capability will probably only last 2-4 weeks. We have been burning through our stockpile since the Ukraine war. 2) Amphibious landing is notorious hard to do and plan. Sending a few thousands troops there is more of a show of muscle. If he really want to do it, orange man need at least a couple more thousands men to act as reserves.

    29. Artistic-Variety5920 on

      It’s like when I run up to people, punch them in the face, then shout ‘fights over!’.

      Thems the rules. Your opponent is legally required to not fight back then, it’s all over.

    30. ForsakenRacism on

      When has this guy ever said 2 weeks and meant 2 weeks. In fact this time they are saying 2-3 weeks which is even worse!

    31. Psychological-Wing89 on

      Good idea to unleash all weapons made in the last 10 years before going off because storage costs starting to add up

    33. Whatever801 on

      Just walked into McDonald’s and took a big old shit on the floor and walks out

    41. sjerkyll on

      And the world is eating it up like it’s gospel truth. Just sounds like another insider trade being done, at the cost of the petrodollar. China says thanks

    42. Dry_Kangaroo_1234 on

      I agree, oil hovering around $100 is still gonna cause an earnings headwind for a lot of companies. We’re not going to new highs until the end of the year tbh

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