Maybe I’m delusional but hear me out I feel like we could be green tomorrow because he didn’t say anything new that we didn’t know and he didn’t announce boots on the ground
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and bulls thought it was over. BEARS WE ARE SOOOO BACKKKK
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Easter Sale on stocks tomorrow!
Waste-Head7963 on
Green open.
BagAway2723 on
This was the world’s costliest April Fools’ prank.
Dbeebs on
My pants are already red and the market hasn’t even opened yet
ein8 on
Bro just rewrote like 5 truth social post for this speech
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Could have just been an email or a tweet
Nothing he said mattered at all…carry on.
He’s clearly a wsb-er: when he’s down he doubles down.
We’re winning BIGGER
RED tomorrow. Puts it is!
He said everything he already tweeted lol
I could honestly see green tomorrow, but since we’re going into a long weekend, anybody smart is going to sell before the weekend is out
We won the war, but also we have 3 weeks more of a massive operation against them.
Also, Hormuz is open, you just gotta go get your oil.
After the morning dump he will talk about his amazing conversation with Iran and how amazing the deal will be. The pump and dump will continue.
That was the most useless speech to try and prop up markets and lower prices, and it clearly didn’t work.
I can’t anymore I’ll be back in a few years, I just refuse to open my account. I miss Covid times
He used so many words to say absolutely nothing. What a waste of time!!
Seriously wtf just happened. Gold and silver just plunged.
Déjà vu but with more debt this chart looks like my portfolio trying to crawl out of the grave again.
I came right here 😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/ybqd16lemosg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6024612296109605ee427306a5160cdd7497c074
mfw he’s rattling off the list of forever wars
I knew I should of bought puts at close but I got busy and forgot.
Don’t even know what he said but I can assume it wasn’t smart.
What’s a strait? Never heard of it. Sounds like a Europe and China problem.
I wonder how many had inside information on this?
God! I’m glad I got out of my $125 RDDT calls this morning.
Instead of pump and dump, it will be double pump and dump.
And the current Congress will not stop it, even though they know what is happening.
https://preview.redd.it/859el93mmosg1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=402be0f987b10d786c22c8379b077adb2abee537
Fuck me
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Maybe I’m delusional but hear me out I feel like we could be green tomorrow because he didn’t say anything new that we didn’t know and he didn’t announce boots on the ground
and bulls thought it was over. BEARS WE ARE SOOOO BACKKKK
Easter Sale on stocks tomorrow!
Green open.
This was the world’s costliest April Fools’ prank.
My pants are already red and the market hasn’t even opened yet
Bro just rewrote like 5 truth social post for this speech