So since the dow is under 50 thou we get insider trading AND the epstein files right?
JakeColorCarton on
When he said world war
mark1forever on
2-3 weeks more or less, probably more than less.
T567U18 on
I wonder how much money they made this time
Actual_Disk9183 on
āWe will continue for as long as necessary*ā
*until I legally have to leave in 3 weeks
hahajizzjizz on
He basically stood at the podium and read an AI summary of all his lunatic tweets/truths from the past week. That was stupid af.
Jebusfreek666 on
Now all I need is for him to look at the market going down and nervously tweet how we are gonna put boots on the ground Friday to send this down further.
Top_Category_2526 on
Manipulated and corrupt market, i’m gonna play red or black is much safer and i don’t need the news
VaryStaybullGeenyiss on
No better random number generator than Trump’s stream of consciousness.
Saltlife_Junkie on
Bloodbath tomorrow!!! Puts be printing again! Love it! Thanks Mango!
jasikanicolepi on
Waiting for 4/20. š
taniel07 on
Another two three weeks or 19 years
eagleeye1031 on
Market had a sliver of hope that the POTUS might stop being a complete moron and we could get back to our lives as normal.
Nope its back to regular programming. Those gas stations better get the stickers ready for when gas goes above $10/gallon.
samster036 on
Maybe he thinks the āno income taxā announcement will save his ass
unclefire on
The best value destroyer President ever
wowmomcooldad on
āEasterā surpriseā¦ donāt worry heāll tweet heās talking to some guy in Iran and itāll go up lolol
AltcoinTraderNy on
Can it be an April fools by any chance guys ?
annon8595 on
Mods: “wHy yOu mAkE iT pOlItiCaL”
YolOH_to_YoLOW on
I was trying to predict what he would say so I was imagining what is the dumbest thing I can think of?
Clearly Iām incapable of thinking up truly elite dumb assery because I never imagined he would announce an important update and then just stand up there and say the same thing he has been for weeks now.
Wouldnāt be long in this market with my enemyās money.
Opposite_Day_9771 on
I don’t see how some people are bullish and buying the dip. Even if Hormuz opens up, facilities have been destroyed. It’ll take years to repair and war can continue at a later date. If you don’t listen to the rhetoric and just observe the actions, you would have never known peace is over the horizon. Israel keeps pummeling Iran and vice versa. Two, three weeks from now you know what’s going to happen? Nothing except more war. Chip companies are going to get killed. There’s no way they’re meeting their guidance with material shortages. I’m glad I sold MU the day after earnings.
OwnDoughnut2689 on
He needs to get the Strait opened. Which now he wants the allies he’s absolutely eviserated to do. It’s rich š
mackdaddy1992 on
Once again the Conservative sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
Putrid_Pollution3455 on
He should say itās a forever war and start blasting everything in the straight
breakevencloud on
Can we please put grandpa out to pasture now?
sq009 on
It wont be 2-3 weeks. Midterms are coming. Israelās chance of manipulating US is closing.
heretorobwallst on
The Epstien class people will double their money by the time the market opens tomorrow
RonaldoComebackSZN on
People are thinking that this speech is a “nothing burger” and while he didn’t say anything meaningful and people are choosing to pass it off as him being clueless, him choosing to do the bi-weekly truth “war is won, Iran is done for, we won, they’re asking for a deal” post as a televised prime time address to the nation is the final attempt at market stabilization for the upcoming long weekend where he will either 100% deploy ground troops to tiny islands around Iran/ Kharg as a show of force, hit the electrical network or attempt the insane operation of hauling uranium out of the rubbled storages in inaccessible terrain. Maybe all three combined. He is also providing an off ramp to his rich buddies before the bloodbath on Monday market open, regardless of if things go well militarily.
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My bunghole hurts š
Great job regard, now get some rest okay?
POV: the biggest idiot you know holds the purse strings to your financial future and wellbeing
Once he started listing how long all the other wars were I knew we were fucked. Calls on casket manufacturers.
Oh boy.
He has said for the past few days that this would go on for 2-3 more weeks.
Liberation day again? 4/2/25
https://preview.redd.it/76eb06mesosg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b57542da0dc18c34d5fdfeb083f788fd60106b7
So since the dow is under 50 thou we get insider trading AND the epstein files right?
When he said world war
2-3 weeks more or less, probably more than less.
I wonder how much money they made this time
āWe will continue for as long as necessary*ā
*until I legally have to leave in 3 weeks
He basically stood at the podium and read an AI summary of all his lunatic tweets/truths from the past week. That was stupid af.
Now all I need is for him to look at the market going down and nervously tweet how we are gonna put boots on the ground Friday to send this down further.
Manipulated and corrupt market, i’m gonna play red or black is much safer and i don’t need the news
No better random number generator than Trump’s stream of consciousness.
Bloodbath tomorrow!!! Puts be printing again! Love it! Thanks Mango!
Waiting for 4/20. š
Another two three weeks or 19 years
Market had a sliver of hope that the POTUS might stop being a complete moron and we could get back to our lives as normal.
Nope its back to regular programming. Those gas stations better get the stickers ready for when gas goes above $10/gallon.
Maybe he thinks the āno income taxā announcement will save his ass
The best value destroyer President ever
āEasterā surpriseā¦ donāt worry heāll tweet heās talking to some guy in Iran and itāll go up lolol
Can it be an April fools by any chance guys ?
Mods: “wHy yOu mAkE iT pOlItiCaL”
I was trying to predict what he would say so I was imagining what is the dumbest thing I can think of?
Clearly Iām incapable of thinking up truly elite dumb assery because I never imagined he would announce an important update and then just stand up there and say the same thing he has been for weeks now.
Wouldnāt be long in this market with my enemyās money.
I don’t see how some people are bullish and buying the dip. Even if Hormuz opens up, facilities have been destroyed. It’ll take years to repair and war can continue at a later date. If you don’t listen to the rhetoric and just observe the actions, you would have never known peace is over the horizon. Israel keeps pummeling Iran and vice versa. Two, three weeks from now you know what’s going to happen? Nothing except more war. Chip companies are going to get killed. There’s no way they’re meeting their guidance with material shortages. I’m glad I sold MU the day after earnings.
He needs to get the Strait opened. Which now he wants the allies he’s absolutely eviserated to do. It’s rich š
Once again the Conservative sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
He should say itās a forever war and start blasting everything in the straight
Can we please put grandpa out to pasture now?
It wont be 2-3 weeks. Midterms are coming. Israelās chance of manipulating US is closing.
The Epstien class people will double their money by the time the market opens tomorrow
People are thinking that this speech is a “nothing burger” and while he didn’t say anything meaningful and people are choosing to pass it off as him being clueless, him choosing to do the bi-weekly truth “war is won, Iran is done for, we won, they’re asking for a deal” post as a televised prime time address to the nation is the final attempt at market stabilization for the upcoming long weekend where he will either 100% deploy ground troops to tiny islands around Iran/ Kharg as a show of force, hit the electrical network or attempt the insane operation of hauling uranium out of the rubbled storages in inaccessible terrain. Maybe all three combined. He is also providing an off ramp to his rich buddies before the bloodbath on Monday market open, regardless of if things go well militarily.
https://preview.redd.it/9e14j6v5uosg1.jpeg?width=1358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40d73d6911e19cb0aea8b5e77829ccb10fdd4114
I just switched from puts to calls. Fuck man